Month: November 2018

JOKES IN ENGLISH LATEST FUNNY 2018

JOKES IN ENGLISH LATEST FUNNY 2018

bhikhaaree- kya baat hai saahab, pahale aap sau rupaye dete the, baad mein pachaas, phir pachchees, aur ab sirph das dete hain? man – pahale main kunvaara tha, to main sau deta tha! ? phir meree shaadee ho gayee, to pachaas; ? ek bachcha ho gaya to pachchees? , do bachche hain to das deta […]

old age jokes

old age jokes

ek budha bas mein seet par akela betha tha.??? tabhee ek budhiya aaee aur usake bagal mein beth gayee.?? kuchh der baad budhiya boodhe se bolee – ankal jee kahaan ja rahe ho.???? to budha chup baitha raha.? budhiya phir bolee- ankal jee kaha ja rahe ho???? ab budhe se chup nahee raha gaya aur […]

Jokes in Urdu Hindi and English

Jokes in Urdu Hindi and English

प्रोफेसर : 5 के बीच में 4 लिखकर बताओ…? चीन : मज़ाक मत करो..! जापान : नामुमकिन..! अमेरिकन : सवाल गलत है..! UK : नेट पर नहीं है..! इंडियन : इजी…! F (IV) E इसे कहते है “जुगाड़ ” भारतीयोँ ने गणित इतिहास को हिला डाला..! ~मेरा भारत महान ?????? Karo forward ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, महिला – […]

Funny Jokes By Pati Patni

FUNNY JOKES BY PATI PATNI

Ekdum Latest: If You Steal Another Woman’S Husband, It Is Rude But If You Steal Her Maid…   It Is Unforgivable. ……………………………………………………………………………………………… लड़की: मैं अचछे नम्बरों से पास हुई तो मेरे पापा ने मुझे साढ़े तीन हज़ार का सूट दिलवाया… लड़का: बस इतनी सी बात… मैं फेल हुअा तो मेरे बाप ने साढ़े चार लाख […]

SINDHI OBITUARY

SINDHI OBITUARY

A Sindhi rings the Times of India office to place an Obituary for his dead grandfather. Sindhi: How much does it cost to print an Obituary in the Sunday edition of the Times of India? Help Desk (TOI): Sir, we charge Rupees 50 per word. Sindhi: (Thinking)… Hmmm… Wari likho ni… “DADA DEAD”. Help Desk […]

PRAYER APPROVED BY GOD

PRAYER APPROVED BY GOD

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring […]

WHATSAPP FUNNY SMS

WHATSAPP FUNNY SMS

An elephant married a mosquito, the mosquito was dead till the next morning. Tell me, why? To prevent disturbs at night, the elephant gave the chicken printed fireworks. WHATSAPP FUNNY SMS A man put on Facebook  status, “Today I will sleep on the terrace!” Then what was there….. . Fifteen mosquitoes have liked .. !!! […]

SARDAR BUYING CURTAINS FOR PC

SARDAR BUYING CURTAINS FOR PC

Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer. Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains. Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed. ……………………………………………………………………………………………… pawan: एक   बार   एक   आलू   ने भिंड़ी  को   फोन   करके  कहा *I   Love   U*..!  ?? भिंड़ी   को   आया बहुत  गुस्सा , उसने   आलू   को   बहुत खरी   खोटी   सुनायी..!!!!??? बोली ::::::::::::>- तुम  इतने  […]

JOKES ON SARDAR IN ENGLISH

JOKES ON SARDAR IN ENGLISH

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is […]

JOKES ON DOCTOR

JOKES ON DOCTOR

एक दम नया चुटकुला…. ?????????? डॉक्टर:-तबियत कैसी है..? मरीज़:-पहले से ज्यादा खराब है… डॉक्टर:-दवाई खा ली थी.? मरीज़:-खाली नहीं थी भरी हुई थी… डॉक्टर:- मेरा मतलब है दवाई ले ली थी.? मरीज़:-जी आप ही से तो ली थी… डाक्टर:-बेवक़ूफ़ !! दवाई पी ली थी.? मरीज़:-नहीं जी,, दवाई नीली थी… डॉक्टर:-अबे गधे !! दवाई को पी […]