JOKES ON SARDAR IN ENGLISH

JOKES ON SARDAR IN ENGLISH

JOKES ON SARDAR IN ENGLISH Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, What do u call a fat…

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Whatsapp Funny Sms

Whatsapp Funny Sms

Whatsapp Funny Sms An elephant married a mosquito, the mosquito was dead till the next morning. Tell me, why? To prevent disturbs at night, the elephant gave the chicken printed fireworks. Whatsapp Funny Sms A man put on Facebook  status, “Today I will sleep on the terrace!” Then what was there….. . Fifteen mosquitoes have liked .. !!! Whatsapp Funny Sms Teacher: Have you ever done any good work? Pappu: Yes sir .. An elderly…

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PRAYER APPROVED BY GOD

PRAYER APPROVED BY GOD

PRAYER APPROVED BY GOD A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male…

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SINDHI OBITUARY

SINDHI OBITUARY

SINDHI OBITUARY A Sindhi rings the Times of India office to place an Obituary for his dead grandfather. Sindhi: How much does it cost to print an Obituary in the Sunday edition of the Times of India? Help Desk (TOI): Sir, we charge Rupees 50 per word. Sindhi: (Thinking)… Hmmm… Wari likho ni… “DADA DEAD”. Help Desk (TOI): Sir, you have to give a minimum of five words. Sindhi: (Thinking harder)… Hmmm… Wari sochne do…likho…

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Jokes for Facebook in hindi

Jokes for Facebook in hindi

Jokes for Facebook in Hindi एक लड़की ने 2 महीने पहले ही नया बॉयफ्रेंड बनाया   girlfriend – जानू हम 2 से 3 होने वाले हैं   boyfriend – अरे ऐसा कैसे हो सकता है हमने तो कुछ किया भी नहीं ?   girlfriend – अरे मेरा मतलब, मेरी शादी पक्की हो गयी है   boyfriend – तेरी माँ की आँख 🙂 🙂 Jokes for Facebook in Hindi पत्नी : “आप ने कल बहुत अधिक शराब…

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jokes in urdu hindi n english

jokes in urdu hindi n english

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, प्रोफेसर : 5 के बीच में 4 लिखकर बताओ…? चीन : मज़ाक मत करो..! जापान : नामुमकिन..! अमेरिकन : सवाल गलत है..! UK : नेट पर नहीं है..! इंडियन : इजी…! F (IV) E इसे कहते है “जुगाड़ ” भारतीयोँ ने गणित इतिहास को हिला डाला..! ~मेरा भारत महान 😀😀😛😛😜😜 Karo forward ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, महिला – सेठ जी लाल मिर्च देना । . सेठ नौकर से – हरी मिर्च दे जल्दी . महिला – सेठ…

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old age jokes

old age jokes

ek budha bas mein seet par akela betha tha.👳🏽🚌 tabhee ek budhiya aaee aur usake bagal mein beth gayee.🎅🏼 kuchh der baad budhiya boodhe se bolee – ankal jee kahaan ja rahe ho.👉🏼👳🏽to budha chup baitha raha.🤔 budhiya phir bolee- ankal jee kaha ja rahe ho???? ab budhe se chup nahee raha gaya aur bola- betee too bahut sundar hai, javaan hai, tere khaatir ladaka dekhane ja raha hoon. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ससुर — तुम दारू पियत…

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jokes in ENGLISH latest funny 2016

jokes in ENGLISH latest funny 2016

bhikhaaree- kya baat hai saahab, pahale aap sau rupaye dete the, baad mein pachaas, phir pachchees, aur ab sirph das dete hain? man – pahale main kunvaara tha, to main sau deta tha! 😍 phir meree shaadee ho gayee, to pachaas; 😌 ek bachcha ho gaya to pachchees😟 , do bachche hain to das deta hoon!😥 . . . bhikhaaree- vaah saahab….. poore parivaar ko mere paison se aish kara rahe ho???? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, !A small…

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jokes in hindi and english

jokes in hindi and english

jokes in hindi and english 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 गली से एक भिखारी गुज़र रहा था,  एक घर का दरवाज़ा खुला था और अंदर एक बुढ़िया बैठी थी। उसे देख भिखारी बोला,  “खाने के लिए रोटी दे दो, अम्मा। “बुढ़िया: रोटी तो अभी बनी नहीं है, बाद में आना। भिखारी: ठीक है ये लो मेरा मोबाइल नंबर जब बन जाये तो मिस कॉल मार देना। ये सुन बुढ़िया के होश उड़ गए पर वो कहाँ कम थी बोली,…

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jokes in hindi in english

jokes in hindi in english

Xxx humour: 😜😜😜😜 Height of Disappointment: Husband Enter in a Medical Store to Buy Condoms on Weekend and Receives SMS from Wife: Bring Whisper While Coming Home. 😳😃😜,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Men are Like Babies. If You Want to Shut Them Up, Stick a Boob in their Mouth. 😳😜😄,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, For Those who can’t Afford Porn, it’s Better to put Women’s Tennis on TV, Close your Eyes and only Hear it 😜😄😳,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Most Interesting Line Written on the Front…

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