Celebrity Funny Hindi Jokes

Bollywood Whats App Chat Group Funny Jokes

Akhsay Kumar created a bollywood what’s app group…..

Katrina : HelloCelebrity Funny Hindi Jokes
Priyanka :  Bol Shila
Kareena :  hahahahaha
Shahid : Hiii bebo !!!
Kareena Left !!!
Saif Left !!!

Priyanka : Sahid  Tum to  Kareena ke gulam ho !!!
Shahid Left    …!!!! 
SRK : Muje jungali billi bahut pasand hai   ,,,..
Salman : Toh jungle chala ja ……
Aamir :  Aur Mannat mere naam karke jaiyo ..…
SRK : Chup be bhikhari ….
Anushka : Koi USA chalega mere sath ,……??
Akshay added 9881****88….
Anushka : Yeh kaun hai  ….???
Salman : Virat Kohli Jiju…
Anushka Left  ,,,….
SRK : I’m second richest actor in the world..
Salman : Tiger zinda he bete   ….
Aamir : Ho jaye dangal  …??
Deepika: – Yar .., Yeh 3 fir se ladne lag gaye ….
Kuchh karo ..….!!
Akshay added 9557*****99
SRK :  Yeh kaun hai Akki…???
Akshay: – Bhai apna introduction de jara…!!
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9557*****99 (Prabhas) : Amrendra Baahubali  , yani main…,
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All 3 khan left group..
hahahaha

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Rajinikanth And Madam Funny jokes & SMS

Madam : What is 6 plus 7 ?
Rajinikanth : 13
Madam : That is good ….
Rajinikanth : Good ? That’s perfect !

Alia Bhatt Madam Best Funny Jokes In Hiindi

Madam: Alia , batao. ‘Eiffel Tower’ kaha hai?
Alia Bhatt : TV me. Maine kal hi tv pe dekha tha  …..
Madam : Bevkuf…. Mai sahar ki baat kar rahi hu…sahar ki…. Woh ‘paris’ mein hai.
Alia Bhatt : Sorry madam.
Madam : Ab batao ‘niagara falls’ kaha hai ?
Alia Bhatt : Mere mobile me …. Dekho ye rahi photo !!!!
Madam : Arey badmash…. Mein desh ki baat kar rahi hu desh ki ….
Alia Bhatt : Sorry madam.
Madam : Yeh batao ki ‘statue of liberty’ kaha hai ? Aur iss bar jawab thik se bolna….
Alia Bhatt : Pani me !!!!

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Alia Bhatt Movie Jokes Hindi & Funny Chutkule

Alia bhat apne 16 dost aur 1 boyfriend ko leke movie dekhne gai..

Kyuki movie ke poster pe likha tha..

Movie keval 18 ya 18 se uper ke log dekhe

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Jony Liver & Rajinikanth ki Bahash Funny Jokes

 

Ek Bar Rajnikanth kaur Jony Liver Me behasg chidh gai..

Rajinikanth :  Mere gaon me bijali thi ..Maine agar mati jalake padhai ki hai.

Jony Liver : Mere Gaon me na to bijali thi na hi aagarbati …

Rajnikant :  Phir !!

Jony Lever : Mera ek friend tha prakash,,, Usko sath leke padhta tha..

Ek Bar to prakash pani me bhing gya..

Rajinikanth :  Phir kya huwa ?

Jony Lever : Meri ek friend thi joti …Usse bula liya..

 

First time rajinikanth socked !!

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Alia Bhatt Varun Dhawan Funny Jokes In Hindi

Alia Bhatt (Varun Dawan se ): Aaj maine “paani” ko ullu banaya

Varun Dhawan : Paani ko ullu?? Woh kaise??

Alia Bhatt : Dekh , Subha maine paani garam kiya

Aur phir thande paani se naha liya

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