Celebrity Funny Hindi Jokes

Alia Bhatt Ka Bank Account – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Varun: Hi alia, tera account hacked

Ho gaya hai………………

Alia: Kaun sa account.

Varun: Abe, bank account.

Alia: Thank god…….. ek second ke

Liye majhe laga FB account

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Surya Grahan Ki Paribhasha – Rajinikanth Hindi Jokes

Surya grahan lagne ki paribhasha.

Rajinikanth  jab surya ko ghur kar dekhte hai

To surya darke chand ke piche chhip jata hai.

Ise hi surya grahan ki paribnasha kahte hai.

Rajinikanth Ka Caller Tune – Alion hindi jokes

Pahli bar rajinikant ne apne mobile phone

Me caller tune larya, tabhi isse presan hokar

Ek alion ko dharti par aana pada.

Wo bola bhai ji aap apna caller tune hata lo

Kal mera exam hai aur mai iski wajah

Se padh nahi pa raha hu.

Rajinikant Aur Deepika – Ek Chutaki Hindi Jokes

Agar om santi om film me shahrukh khan

Ki jgah rajinikant hote to kya hota.

Deepika: Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya

Jano rajinikant babu.

Rajinikant: o.00004373495 rupee per gram.

Rajinikant se panga bahut mehanga padega.

 

 

Kabristan Me Rajinikant – Do Bhut Hindi Jokes

Kali anderi drawani si raat me

Kabristan ke gat ke pas kale kapdo

Me lipte do bhut aapas me bate kar rahe the.

Pahla bhut dusre bhut se, tu dar mat yaar

Ye sab tere dimag ka waham hai ye rajinikant- wajinikant

Kuch nahi hota.

Rajinikant Ki Dee’s – Mithi Kheer Hindi Jokes

Rajinikant ne ek bar khana bnane ki

championship hissa liya.

 

Beshak unko to jitna hi tha.

Unhone jitne ke liye dish bnai.!!!

Lal mirch ki mithi kheer………..!

Alia Bhatt Aur Bharat Ratan – Best Hindi Jokes

Ek din alia bhatt jawailri ki dukan me gai.

Dukandar: Hira, pnna, moti kaun sa

ratan dikhu mai aapko.

Alia bhatt: bharat ratan dikho, aaj kal

Ye bhut trands me hai.

Shahrukh Public Toilet Me – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Shahrukh khan public tolet se pura bhig

kar bahar nikla.

To uske dost ne pucha tu to tolet gaya tha to

Bhing kar kyo aaya.

Shahrukh khan: mai to tolet hi gaya tha

Tabhi ek aadmi bola, dekho……dekho..

Shahrukh aur sabhi meri traf ghum gaye.

Achi raate aayegi- funny hindi joke

Modi ji ne kaha hai ache din aaye ge..

Ab achi raate ki vewasta khud hi karana hoga..

– Sunny Leone (Senior Journalist )

Alia Bhatt on GST – FunnY Hindi Joke

Ek reporter ne Alia Bhatt Ko roka..

Reporter : Mam , aaapko GST ka full form pata hai..

Alia Bhatt : Tumhe nahi pata hai..

Reporter : Ji pata hai .. Aap se puch raha hu..

Alia Bhatt : GST ka full form hai “Gum Suda Tex”

Report : Aap dhany hai madam ..

Alia Bhatt Aur Baraf – Funny SMS Joke Hindi

Alia bhatt ek paraf ka tukda hath pe leke

Gaur se dekh rahi thi

Varun ne puch :

“Aisa kya dekh rahi ho ”

Alia Bhatt : “Dekh rahi hu ki leak kaha se ho raha hai..”

 

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