Alia Bhatt Ke Paise Chori – Hindi Joke

Alia Bhatt ka Bag chori ho gya..

Usne Varun se bola

Alia Bhatt : Yar , Mera bag chori ho gya,

Usme 3000Rupee the..

Varun : Chal Jhuthi ,

2500 hi the , maine khud ghar jake gine the..

Alia Bhatt : Paise ki koi problem nahi hai,

Bas ye pata chal jaye ki o adami kaun tha..

Alia bhatt in bank – funny hindi joke

ICICI  Bank: Hum aapko bina interest ke loan de sakte hai.

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Alia bhatt : Agar dene me  koi interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho?

 

Mat do…

Alia bhatt in race – funny joke

200 metre ki race me alia ne bhag liye…

Referee bola : 1,2,3 bhago…

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Sab bhag liye sirf alia nahi bhai..

 

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Referee : Tum kyu nahi bhag rahi…

Alia : Mera number 4 hai..

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