Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

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Facebook Password Hindi Jokes & Funny Chutkila

Pappu apna facebook ka password bar bar bhul jata tha

Pappu ne socha ki koi aisa password rakhu kiFacebook Funny Hindi Jokes

kabhi na bhulu mai…

Pappu ne password rakha “incorrect” !!!

Ab jabhi bhi pappu apna password bhulta hai

Facebook usse khud hi passw0rd bata deta hai

“Your password is incorrect”

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ATM Chor Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkula

ATM me ek chor ne pappu ke sir par bandook taante hue kaha :

Chal, card daal aur pura cash nikaal kar mujhe de de

Pappu : Par mere pass to ATM card hi nahi hai

Chor : To phir tu yaha kya kar raha hai??

Pappu : Main to AC ki thandi-thandi hawa khane aaya tha yaha

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Pappu New Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Sweety ne electrician pappu ko phone kiya

Sweety : Maine aapko chaar din pehle phone kiya tha ki

meri door bell kharab hai , aap ab tak nahi aaye

Pappu : Ji main to roz aata hu,

door bell bajata hu,

lekin koi darwaza hi nahi kholta

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Boys Hostel Girls Hostel Funny Jokes Chutkule

Boy Hostel me Mohan Sohan raat mein padh rahe the…

Mohan : Kitne baje hai yaar???

Sohan utha aur ek patthar samne wale girls hostel mein de maara ….

Udhar se ek ladki bahar aayi aur boli –

Kameeno…Ab to so jao, raat ke 2 baj rahe hai

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Behan Bhai Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Behan ki vidaai ke samay uske chote bhai ne apne pita se pucha :

Beta : Pita ji, Didi ro rahi hain lekin jija ji to nahi ro rahe aisa kyu???

Pita : Beta, kyunki Didi to sirf gate tak hi royegi,

lekin jija ji ko to zindgi bhar rona hai

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Badmash Pappu Funny Jokes

Postman ne door bell bajayi..

Pappu muh mein cigrette aur hath mein
Beer ki bottle lekar bahar aaya…

Postman : Beta, papa ghar mein hai???

Pappu : Saale mujhe dekh kar lagta hai ki papa ghar pe honge

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Kamine Dost Hindi Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Aaj maine ek dost ko 3 baar phine milaya…

usne ek baar bhi nahi uthaya

Phir maine ek message bheja
“woh tera no.mang rahi thi ”



Fir uska 30 baar phone aaya ,
Ab Main nahi utha raha

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Best Haryanvi Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

West Indies ka cricketer Krish gale haryana ke hospital blood donate karne gaya…..

Uder ek tai ne krish gale ko bade dhyaan se dekha aur boli…

“Arey kaallu, usse khun ki jarurt hai ,
Taarkol ki jarurt ko ni “

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Dukandar And Ladki Funny Jokes & Hindi SMS

Ladki : Yeh lipstick kitni ki hai???

Dukandar : Satraha(17) rupee ki

Ladki : sattar??

Main pachaas(50) rupee se ek rupee bhi upar nahi dungi

Dukandar La: Behan, aapne galat suna ,
Maine sattar(70) nahi satrah(17) bola tha

Ladki : 12 rupee mein deni hai to baat karo

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Saitan Bacha Funny Hindi Jokes & SMS

Bacha Maa se : Maa, mujhe  20 rupee dena..

Ek garib ko dena hai..

Maa : Kaha hai garib…

Bacha : Bahar dup me ice  cream bech raha hai

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Rahul Gandhi Congress Party Funny Hindi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi Bolte hai ki :

“Congress koi party nahi, ek soch hai”

Aur

Vidya Balan kahti hai :

“Jaha Soch wahi shauchalay”

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” Bahut confusion hai yaro “

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New Funny Hindi Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Hanumanji : Bhilenath ab mai dharti pe nahi rah sakta ..

Bholenath : Kyu ?

Pahle log let ke matha tekte thi..

Fir ghutane tekne lage…

Aur bad me dur se sar jhuka lete hai..

issme bhi mai khush tha..

Par ab to had hi ho gai..Ghor kalyug aagya hai..

Ek Ladki aai aur boli :

Hii Hanu.. What’s app ?

Aise muh kyu fula rakha hai..

Just cool man !!!!

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IPL Funny Jokes RBC & MI Hindi Chutkula

Malik bahar chala jaye toh

Nokar dhandhe ki wat lagta hai…

Iska udharan hai : RCB

 

Aur Malik jordar ho to Nokar

ji jan lagake kam karta hai..

Iska Udharan hai : MUMBAI INDIANS

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Always Single Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Pappu police station gya

Inspector : Kya problem hai tumhari ?

Pappu : Sir, Meri girlfriend mil nahi rahi ?

Inspector : Kab se ?

Pappu : Bachpan se sir !!!

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Saitan Bacha Funny Hindi Jokes & SMS

Bacha Maa se : Maa, mujhe  20 rupee dena..

Ek garib ko dena hai..

Maa : Kaha hai garib…

Bacha : Bahar dup me ice  cream bech raha hai

Rahul Gandhi Congress Party Funny Hindi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi Bolte hai ki :

“Congress koi party nahi, ek soch hai”

Aur

Vidya Balan kahti hai :

“Jaha Soch wahi shauchalay”

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” Bahut confusion hai yaro “

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Baap Beta Funny Hindi Jokes

Bete ke report card pe pita ne angutha lagya !!!

Beta : Ye kya papa …

Aap to engineer ho !!

Fir anguta kyu laga rahe ho …

Pita : Khamosh tera report  card dekh ke teacher ko nahi lagna chahiye ki..

tera baap padha likha hai..

hahahaha…..

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Pappu Teacher Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Teacher : Pappu batao ki taj kaha hai ?

Pappu : Mumbai me !!

Teacher : Aree Murakh.. Taj to agra hai…itna bhi nahi pata..

Pappu : Toh aapko bolana chahiye na…hotel ya maqbara ?

 

Hindi Funny Jokes – Pappu Ki Kundli

Pappu ek jyotishee ke pas apni kundli dikhane ke liye gaya.

Jyotishee: Tera nam pappu hai

Pappu khush hokar: Ji ha mharaj.

Jyotishee: Teri biwi ka nam pinki hai,

Teri ek ladki aur do ladke hai.

Pappu: Ji ha ha mharaj……

Jyotishee: Tune abhi abhi 5 kg chawl liya hai.

Pappu: (Mharaj ke pairo me jhukte huye) Ji mharaj

Aap ko to sab pata hai.

Jyotishee ghuse me bola: Agli bar ayega to ‘kundli’ lekar

Aayio, ‘rashan card’ nahi.

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Pappu Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ko Mila Sher

Pappu jungle ke raste se ghar ja raha tha.

Use raste ke bich me ek sher dikhai diya,

Jo raste ke bich me hi so raha tha.

Pappu ke Hath-pair kapne lage,

Usne aasman ki traf dekha aur bola

Bhagwan ab to mai mra,

Usdin bhagwan bhi majak ke mund me the

Upar se aawaj aayai, ek pathar utha aur

Sher ke sar pe mar de. pappu ne waisha hi kiya.

Sher gurrata hua utha, upar se fir aawaj aai…….

Beta marega to tu ab….!

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Dukandar Aur Lady Funny Jokes & SMS

Lady : Bhaiya mujhe saari leni hai..

Dukandar : Ye dekhiye madam naya design !!

Lady : Aur dikhao

ye nahi

Aur dikhao..

Dukandar : Madam ji aapne sari sariya dekh li..

Ab nahi bachi koi bhi..

Lady : Aree bhaiya waha ek dabba bacha hai..

Wo to aapne dikhaya hi nahi..

Dukandar : Ab reham karo madam ji..

Wo mera lunch ka dabba hai…

Dukandar Aur Ladki Comedy Funny Jokes & SMS

 

Ek ladki ka accident hogya..

Doctor : Aap ka pair kharab ho gya..

Ladki : Kya ye thik nahi hoga ye ?

Doctor : Nahi isse katana padega..

Ladki : Hey bhagwan ye kya hogya..

Doctor : Bhagwan pe bharosha rakkho..

Sab thik ho jayega..

Ladki : Mujhe usski tension nahi hai..

Darsal kal hi maine ek nai sandal li hai..

Aur uss dukan pe likha kha,,,

“Biki huwa saman wapas nahi hota”

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Hindi Funny Jokes – Pappu Ki Kundli

Pappu ek jyotishee ke pas apni kundli dikhane ke liye gaya.

Jyotishee: Tera nam pappu hai

Pappu khush hokar: Ji ha mharaj.

Jyotishee: Teri biwi ka nam pinki hai,

Teri ek ladki aur do ladke hai.

Pappu: Ji ha ha mharaj……

Jyotishee: Tune abhi abhi 5 kg chawl liya hai.

Pappu: (Mharaj ke pairo me jhukte huye) Ji mharaj

Aap ko to sab pata hai.

Jyotishee ghuse me bola: Agli bar ayega to ‘kundli’ lekar

Aayio, ‘rashan card’ nahi.

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Pappu Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ko Mila Sher

Pappu jungle ke raste se ghar ja raha tha.

Use raste ke bich me ek sher dikhai diya,

Jo raste ke bich me hi so raha tha.

Pappu ke Hath-pair kapne lage,

Usne aasman ki traf dekha aur bola

Bhagwan ab to mai mra,

Usdin bhagwan bhi majak ke mund me the

Upar se aawaj aayai, ek pathar utha aur

Sher ke sar pe mar de. pappu ne waisha hi kiya.

Sher gurrata hua utha, upar se fir aawaj aai…….

Beta marega to tu ab….!

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Top Bhikhari Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Bhikhari (car me baithe aurat se) : Madam 10 rupee dedo..

3 din se bhukha hu..

 

Aurat ne paise de diye..

Aur bhikhari jane laga..

Tabhi Aurat ne bola..

Baba Duwa to dete jao..

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Bhikhari : “Pahal se hi gadhi me baithi hai ab kya roket pe baithegi moti “

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Best Boss Employee Funny Jokes In Hindi

Employee (Phone pe): Hello Boss Mujhe Terrorist ne pakad liya hai.

Mere dono hath kat diya..

Meri dono aankhe fod diya..

Meri kidney nikal li..

Boss : Dekh l… ho sake to aaja…aaj audit hai

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Pagal Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ek Ladki kafi time se gift shop pe gift dekh rahii thi

Fir ladki dukandar se bolti hai..

Ladki :  Ye hasti Hue Churail Kitne ki hai..

Dukandar :  Madam  , Ye to mirror (Sisa) hai..

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Chor Funny Hindi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ek Raat, ek Chor,
Santa ke Ghar me Ghus gaya aur

Paisa aur sona dudhane laga.

Kafi dhudhane ke bad bhi chor ko sona nahi mile

Fir Chor ne se puche : Sona kaha hai ?

Santa (Gusse Se) : Sale , Pura ghar to khalli hai..

Kahi bhi soja..

Shaitan ladke Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Bagwan : Beta Tumhe Chahiye ?
Saitan Ladka : A very Beautiful Ladki.
Bagwan : If u r Muslim I’ll give u Katrina,
If ur a Hindu I’ll give u Kareena,
If ur a christian I’ll give u Genelia,
What’s ur Name?
Saitan Ladka : Abdul Narayan Fernandes.
Bagwan : Rakhi sawant de Kamine ko bahut Over Smart ban raha hai

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Ticket Checker Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek train me T.T ne aurat se bola :

Madam, Baccho ki umar (age) kya hai ???

Madam : 2 saal,
2.5 saal,
Aur 3 saal

T.T : Madam umar chahe kam batao

Lekin umar me antar to thik se bolo….

Bacche hain ya pille…

Political Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ek Bar Mayawati bhasan de rahi thi

Mayawati :  Maine Sari Duniya dekhi hai..

Aur duniya ke kone kone gai hu…

Tabhi Bhidh se ek aadami bola :

” Kabhi sasural gai ho ”

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Pappu Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes And Chukule

Pappu ne school principal ki beti ko pataya,
Dono roz phone par khoob baat karte the,

Ladki : Jaanu tum mujhe kitna yaad karte ho?

Pappu : bahut jyada

Ladki : Main roz tumhare sapno mein aati hu na,

Pappu : Nahi

Ladki : kyun?

Pappu : kyunki, main roz hanuman challisa padhkar sota hu

Ladki shocked

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Pappu Funny Jokes – Dusari Shadi Jokes

Pappu (phone par) : Maa,khushkhabari hain

Maa : Bolo beta

Pappu : Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa : Badhai ho, Ladka hua ya Ladki

Pappu : Naa ladka hua , naa ladki, maine dusri shaadi karli

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Pappu Ladki Funny Hindi Jokes And Chukule

Pappu ne school principal ki beti ko pataya,
Dono roz phone par khoob baat karte the,

Ladki : Jaanu tum mujhe kitna yaad karte ho?

Pappu : bahut jyada

Ladki : Main roz tumhare sapno mein aati hu na,

Pappu : Nahi

Ladki : kyun?

Pappu : kyunki, main roz hanuman challisa padhkar sota hu

Ladki shocked

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Jija Sali Jokes – Loffer Offer Me Antarr

Jija ki saali : Jiju-jiju aapne socha hain ki loffer or offer mein Kya antar hota hai..?

Jija : Dekho saali sahiba,

Agar aap mujhe pyar karne ko bologi to wo offer kehalayega

Aur main bolu to aap mujhe loffer bologi…

Jija Sali Funny Jokes In Hindi – 5 Saal 6 Bache

Pappu ki saali muskura kar boli pappu se boli :

Jija ji, kya gajab kar rahe ho,5 saal me 6 bacche,kya kar rahe ho aap…?

Pappu : Arey main khud pareshan hu,

Lekin aap hi logo ne to bola tha ki ,,,,

“Beta humari beti ko khaali pet mat rakhna”,

Dekh lo,,,

Ek bhi mahine khaali pet nahi rakha….

Jija Sali Patni Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pappu ki saali apni didi se :

Didi aap jiju ko ‘A.G ‘ kyun bolti ho..?

Didi : Arey main sabhay hu na isliye …

Ab unhe bhare bazar mein abey gadhe (A.G) nahi bol sakti naa

Isliye A G se hi kaam chala leti hu..

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Funny Pappu Teacher Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ne pappu se class me bola ..

Teacher : Tum bade murkh ho balak,

main tumhari umar mein achi tarha kitaab padh leti thi

Pappu :Mam aapko acha master mil gaya hoga?

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