Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Damad Saas Funny Jokes In Hindi

Damad 15 din se sasural mein thaFacebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Saas : Damad ji, wapas kab ja rahe ho??

Damad : kyu???

Saas : Bahut din ho gaye na, isiliye puch rahi hu

Damad : Aapki beti to 6-6 mahine mere yaha rehti hai

Saas : woh to waha byahi hai

Damad : Aur main kya yaha apharan karke laya gaya hu

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Pappu And Papa Funny Jokes In Hindi

Papa (Pappu se) :

Agar tu phir exam mein fail hua to mujhe papa mat bolna….

Result ke baad….
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Papa : Tumhare result kaisa raha…??
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Pappu : Dimaag kharab mat kar madanlal,

Tune baap kehne ka haq kho diya hai….

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Boss Funny Jokes -Pappu Ka Job

Pappu : Sir, kal se main jaldi ghar chala jaunga

Boss : Kyun???

Pappu : Ek naukri se ghar nahi chalta,

Raat ko ricksaw chalaunga

Boss : Kabhi bhuk lage to mere pass aa jana,

Main bhi raat ko paw-bhaaji ka thela lagata hu….

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Pappu Best Hindi Jokes – Pappu ki Shadi

Papa (Pappu se) : Beta agar sasural wale scooter de to car mangna,

Dukaan de to ghar mangna,

Cooler de to AC mangn

Pappu (papa se) : Agar wo ladki de to kya uski maa mangu

 

Haryanvi Funny Jokes – Chinese Lugai

Ek Haryanvi aadmi ne chinese aurat se shaadi ki,

Unka judwa baccha hua, unhone unka naam rakha

Jo- Hoyo

So-Hoyo

Agle saal unka ek aur baccha hua,,,unhone uska naam rakha…

Yo-ki-hoyo

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Pappu Best Funny Joke Ever In Hindi

Paapu apne dost se : Meri saas ko kutte ne kaat liya

Dost : yeh to bahut bura hua

Pappu : Ha, bechara kutta tadap-tadap kar mar gaya

 

Badmash Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu ka dost pappu se : Aur bhai tumhari biwi ke ghutne ka dard thik hua ya nahi??

Pappu : Haa yaar doctor ko dikhate hi thik ho gaya

Dost ne hairani se pucha : Acha, kaunsi dawa se??

Pappu : Dawa wagera kuch nahi ,

Bas doctor ne bataya ki yeh budhape ki nishaani hai

Aur usdin ke baad usne dard ki sikhayat hi nahi ki

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Top Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes

Sardar (pappu se) : Tum ek dum se itne ameer kaise ban gaye??

Pappu : Bas apni bhulne ki bimaari ki wajah se

Sardar : woh kaise????

Pappu : wo mere chacha ji ko heart attack aaya tha,

Us samay main doctor ka number bhul gaya aur bas main ameer ban gaya..

Baba Funny Jokes In Hindi – Bina Ticket

Railway ticket checker baba ji se : Baba, kaha jaoge??

Baba : jaha Ram ka janam hua tha

Ticket checker : Ticket dikhao??

Baba : Nahi hai baccha

Ticket checker : To chalo….

Baba : kaha…???

Ticket checker : jaha krishan ka janam hua th..

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Best Pappu Funny Jokes In Hindi – Baap Ki Maar

Pappu ghar der se lauta

Maa : kaha tha??

Pappu : Emotional film dekhne gaya tha, “maa ka pyar ”

Maa : Ab andar jaakar action film dekh “Baap ki maar”

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Pappu Hindi Jokes – Pappu Chada Pedh pe

Pappu pedh par chadha to upar baithe bandar ne pucha

“Upar kyu aaya”

Pappu (bandar se) : seb(apple) khana

Bandar (pappu se) : Yeh to aam ka ped hai

Pappu : Pata hai, main seb (apple) apne sath laya hu

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Pappu Ki Pad Nikl Gayi – Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek din pappu ne mombati bujhane ke liye jaise hi fuk mari,

Uski pad nikal gayi.

Usne wapas fuk mari to fir se pad nikal gayi,

Is bat par pappu ko ghusha aa gaya

Aur wo piche ghum kar bola………

Le sale tu hi bujha le……….!!!

Jija Sali Ke Hindi Funny Jokes – Jija Ka Dost

Hmare desh ke pradhan mantri ne pregnant aurto ki madad

Ke liye 6000 rupee dene ka ailan kiya.

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Udhar gav me shadi ke samye…..

Sali: Jija ji humne aapke jute chhipa diye hai

Jija: Ab jute wapis dedo.

Sali: Nahi, pehle mujhe 3000 rupee do

Jija ka dost: Tum kaho to tumhe sarkar se 6000 rupee dilwadu.

 

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