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Papa Ke Do Judwaa Bache – Hindi Jokes

Ek aadmi ke do judwaa bache the jismeFacebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Se ek roo raha tha to dusra has raha tha.

Papa: Tum itna roo kyu rahe ho.

Pahla beta: Kya batau papa, itni sardi me

Mummy ne dono bar mujhe hi nehla diya.

Maa Ka Shaitan Beta – Funny Hindi Jokes

Maa: Beta so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega.

Beta: Pahle aap 500 rupee do..

Maa: Wo kyu.

Beta: warna mai papa se bol dunga

Ki roj rat ko gabbar aata hai.

Papa Ke Do Judwaa Bache – Hindi Jokes

Ek aadmi ke do judwaa bache the jisme

Se ek roo raha tha to dusra has raha tha.

Papa: Tum itna roo kyu rahe ho.

Pahla beta: Kya batau papa, itni sardi me

Mummy ne dono bar mujhe hi nehla diya.

Maa Ka Shaitan Beta – Funny Hindi Jokes

Maa: Beta so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega.

Beta: Pahle aap 500 rupee do..

Maa: Wo kyu.

Beta: warna mai papa se bol dunga

Ki roj rat ko gabbar aata hai.

 

Sardar Hindi Funny Jokes – Sardar Train Me

Train mein bahut bheed thi aur sardar tha ki baar-baar toilet jaa raha tha,

Uske baar-baar aane jane se dusre yatriyo ko pareshaani ho rahi thi,

Ek yatri bola : yaar, tumhe chain nahi hai kya…?

Sardar badi dard bhari awaz mein bola :
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Hain to sahi, par khul nahi rahi hain.

Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ka Dimag

Pappu ( Dukaandaar se )- Murgaa kaise diya hain.

Dukaandaar ( pappu se ) – 100Rs, 50Rs aur 20Rs….

Pappu – 20Rs ka…itna sasta kyun..?

Dukaandaar – sahab ise aids hain

Pappu -De do khana hain,shaadi thodi hi karni hain.

Pappu Best Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ka Operation

Sardar : Tum operation karaye bina hi hospital se kyun bhaag gaye..?

Pappu : Nurse baar-baar keh rahi thi ki daro mat himmat rakho, kuch nahi hoga…

Yeh to bas ek chota sa operation hain

Sardar : To isme darne wali konsi baat hain..?
Sahi to keh rahi thi

Pappu : saale, wo mujhe nahi doctor se keh rahi thi

 

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Bhagwan Ke Bhakto Ki Najar – Hindi Jokes

Kya aapne kabhi socha hai

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Ki mandir me aadmi hi

Pujari kyu hote hai.

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Kyuki bhakto ki najar bhagwan

Se bhatke na.

Shaitan ladke Ki Behen – Maa Beta Hindi Jokes

Beta apni ma se puchata hai,

Ma aapne to bola tha meri choti behen pari hai.

Maa: Ha beta wo pari hi to hai.

Beta: Lekin maine jab use balkni se

Niche feka to wo udhi hi nahi.

Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ka Dimag

Pappu ( Dukaandaar se )- Murgaa kaise diya hain.

Dukaandaar ( pappu se ) – 100Rs, 50Rs aur 20Rs….

Pappu – 20Rs ka…itna sasta kyun..?

Dukaandaar – sahab ise aids hain

Pappu -De do khana hain,shaadi thodi hi karni hain.

Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ka Dimag

Pappu ( Dukaandaar se )- Murgaa kaise diya hain.

Dukaandaar ( pappu se ) – 100Rs, 50Rs aur 20Rs….

Pappu – 20Rs ka…itna sasta kyun..?

Dukaandaar – sahab ise aids hain

Pappu -De do khana hain,shaadi thodi hi karni hain.

Maa Beta Pankhe Ke Niche – Hindi Jokes

Maa aur bacha ghar me baith kar bate

Kar rahe the tabhi.

Maa: Beta ye pankha itna aawaj kyu kar

Raha hai, kahi gir na jaye.

Bacha: Ye nahi girega maa.

Maa: Kaise.

Bacha: Kyuki jo garajte hai wo braste nahi

Garajti hui chappal aai aur majh par brash gai.

 

Chaudhari Gaya Ladki Dekhne – Best Hindi Jokes

Ek din ek chaudhri apne bate ke liye ladki dekhne gaya.

Chaudhri ko ladki bilkul pasand nahi aai, kyuki ki

Ladki bahut jayada kali thi.

Ladki ka baap: Chaudhari shahab ladki pasand karlo,

Dahej me car dedege.

Chaudhari: Agar ye kala jamun mere ghar aa gaya to

Agli pidhi me hme apni ladki byahne ke liye helicopter deni padegi.

 

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