Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Pappu Gaya Bajar – Pappu Fuuny Hindi Jokes

Pappu bajar me kela khridne gaya.

Pappu: Ye kela kitne ka hai bhai.Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Dukandar: Ek kela 5 rupee ka hai.

Pappu: Muajhe 2 rupee me dedo.

Dukandar: 2 rupee me to iska chhilk

Hi dunga.

Pappu:Ye le 3 rupee, sirf kela dede.

Dahej Ke Liye Taucher – Hindi Funny Jokes

Satyamev jayate………..

Ek aurat: Mere sasural wale mujhe

Dahej ke liye taucher karte hai.

Aamir khan: Kaise satate hai.

Aurat: we mujhe kursi se bandh kar

Ram gopal varma ki aag film dikhate hai.

Matchar Ka Bacha – Matchar Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek ladki ghar me baith kar chaye pi rahi thi

Tabhi uske muh me ek matchar chala gya.

Thori der bad matchar ka baap aa kar ladki ke kan

Me kuuch fus-fusaya jise suankar ladki behos ho gayi.

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Matchar ne bola,

Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai.

Laluji Aur Rahul Gandhi – Netaji Hindi Jokes

Rahul gandhi stage par bhasan de rahe the

Tabhi waha lalu yadav ji bhi pahuche

Laluji: Are burbak, band karo E bhasan

Rahul gandhi: Ka hua kaka bura man gye ka

Laluji: Ek stage par doi comedian

Ek sathe comedy nahi kar sakt hai.

Sas Aur Bahu Me Ladai Sas Bahu Hindi Jokes

Ek sas ne apni nai – naweli bahu ko

Ghar ke niyam btate hua kaha.

Dekh bahu, mai is ghar ki griah mantri hu

Aur sath hi vit mantralea bhi dekhti hu.

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tumhare sasur videsh mantri hai ghar ke.

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Tumhara pati aur mera beta aapurti mantri hai.

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Tumhari nanad aur meri beti yojna mantri hai

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Tum btao tum kaun sa wibhag lena pasand krogi.

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Bahu bina kisi hichkichahat ke boli

Mai to vipaksh me baithugi.

Ladki Aur Budha Adami Funny Jokes Chutkule

Ek budha aadmiek ladki se takraya

Budha: Sorry…….

Ladki: Bewkufe dekh kar nahi

Chal sakte kya.

Tabhi ek ladka us ladki se takraya

Ladka:Sorry……

Ladki: Koi bat nahi….

Budha: Meri ‘sorry’ ki spelling glat thi kya.

3 Damad Ka Payar – Sas Damad Hindi Funny Jokes

Ek aurat ke 3 damad the, wah apne

damad ka pyar dekhne ke liye ek nadi me kud gyi.

Pahle damad ne use bacha liya to use ek car mili.

Agle din fir wo nadi me kud gyi to uske dusre

damad ne fir se use bacha liya to use bike mili.

Tisre din sas fir se nadi me kud gyi, to tisre damad ne socha

Ab to sirf cycle hi bachi hai, kya fayda aur sas dub gai.

Agle din tisre damad ko farari car mili, wo kaishe…

 

Sasur ne di……!

 

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