Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Facebook Funny Hindi Jokes

Sas Bahu Jokes – Hindi Funny Jokes Chutkule

Padson:Sudha ji aap bar-bar ghar ke

Under baher kyu aa-ja rahi hai.

Sudhaji: aishi koi bat nahi hai bata wo

Meri bahu T.V me dekh kar yoga sikh rahi hai

T.V me babaji bata rahe hai,

Sas ko under kro……sas ko bahar kro……….

Taxi Me 3 Sharabi – Sharabi Dost Hindi Jokes

Daru ke nashe me 3 piyakkado ne

Ek taxi roki aur bole, bhai chal.

Taxi wale ne taxi start ki aur band kar di

Aur bala lo sahab phuch gaya…..

Pahle sharabi ne use paise de diye,

Dusre sharabi ne thankyou bola,

Tisre sharabi ne khich kar do thapar mare

Aur bola aram se chlaya kar aaj to marwa

Diya hota tun to…………….

 

 

Sharabi Sharab Ki Dukan Me – Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek sharabi aadmi raat ke 1 bje sharab ki dukan ke malik ko phone karta hai

Aur dukandar se puchta hai bhai teri dukan kab khulegi.

Dukandar: subah 9 bje khulegi.

Sharabi admi: Fir dukandar ko phone kar ke

puchta hai bhai teri dukan kab khulegi.

Dukandar: Kaha na subah 9 bje khulegi.

Sharabi aadmi: Kuch samay bad fir dukandar ko phone karta hai

Aur puchta hai, are bta na teri dukan kab khulegi.

Dukandar: Abe tujhe ek bat samajh nahi aati, bola na

Subah 9 bje khulegi, kal suabh aaio aur jo chahiye le jaio.

Sharabi aadmi: Abe mai teri dukan ke andar se hi bol raha hu.

Boss Aur Employee Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Boss ne ek ladke ko girls hostal

Me naukri par rakha.

Lagbhag 2 mahine bad malik ne

Ladke ko bulaya, aur bola tum apni

tankhwa lene kyo nahi aaye.

Ladka: Kya, is kam ke liye paise bhi milte hai.

Ladki Aur Dukandar Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Ek kanjus ladki dukan gyi aur

Dukandar se boli bhaiya aaisa sabun do

Jo kam se kam ghise aur jise lagane se

Chehre par lali aa jaye.

Dukandar: chootu madam ko ek

iet ka tukra de de.

Boss Aur Employee Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Boss ne ek ladke ko girls hostal

Me naukri par rakha.

Lagbhag 2 mahine bad malik ne

Ladke ko bulaya, aur bola tum apni

tankhwa lene kyo nahi aaye.

Ladka: Kya, is kam ke liye paise bhi milte hai.

Ladki Aur Dukandar Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Ek kanjus ladki dukan gyi aur

Dukandar se boli bhaiya aaisa sabun do

Jo kam se kam ghise aur jise lagane se

Chehre par lali aa jaye.

Dukandar: chootu madam ko ek

iet ka tukra de de.

Neta Ji Funny Jokes Rajniti Hindi Chutkule

Netaji Ek manch ki uper”aatmhatya” par bhasan de rahe the

Neta: Aatmhatya krna bahut bada pap hat, kayrta hai

Aur bahut bada gunah hai……..

Ise acha to insan apne aap ko goli mar le

Par aatmhatya na kare.

 

Chiti Aur Hathi Ki Funny Bate Jokes Chutkule

Ek bar do chitiya bike par

Ghoom rahe the. tabhi hathi ke bache ne

Unse lift mangi .

Ek chiti boli: soch le !

Kahi teri ma ye na kahe ki

Gundo ke sath ghumta rhta hai.

 

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