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Funny Lalu Yadav Bhojpuri Jokes Hindi Chutkule

English sikhne ke liye laluji 1 mahine obama ke sath rahe

Ek din obama ne laluji ko phone kiya.

Laluji: Who is speeking.

Obama: Are! sasura hum obama bol raha hu

phchana nahi ka…….

Chiti Aur Hathi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Ek din ek chiti apna

Ek pair aage kar ke khadi thi.

Tabhi dusre chiti ne pucha kyo bhai

aaise kyo khade ho.

pahli chiti: Are sala, abhi hathi aane wala hai

Use langri fasaunga.

Dadi Funny Jokes Grand Mother Hindi Chutkule

Chintu: Dadi kya aap te… bol sakti ho

Dadi: Te…

Chintu: Dadi ek bar fir bol kar dikhao

Dadi: Te… le bol diya

Chintu: Dadi ek bar niche jakar mummy ko te… bolna

Dadi: Wo kyo re

Chintu: mummy niche apni saheliyo se bol rahi hai pata nahi budhiya kab te… bolegi

Bank And Customer Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Raju: Apne paise bank me jma karne gya

Banker: Tumhare sare note nakli hai

Raju: Tumhe kya karna hai , jma to mere ‘account’ me karne hai.

Man will be Man – funny hindi joke sms

Ek aadami ki kadi tapasaya ke bad ek afsara prakat hue..

Afsara : Mai tumhari 3 ikkcha puri karu gi..

Ek to mujhe pata hai baki ke 2 batado..

Saitan tote – funny hindi joke

Ek pinjre me kuch tote ek toti ko pareshan kar rahe the..

Jabki Bagal ke pinre me 2 tote the,

Ek puja kar raha tha ek namaj padh raha tha,

Aur ek namaj padh raha tha..

Malik ne socha ki ye tote kitne sarif hai..

Usne toti ko un dono ke pinjare me dal deta hai..

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Dalne le bad..

Puja karne wala tota : Miya utho duwa kabul ho gai..

Kutte Ne Diya Anda – Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

Santa apne dost se bolta hai..

Santa : Yar , Mere kutte ne anda diya hai..

Dost : Pagal ho gya hai kya,

Kutta kabse aande dene laga !!!

Santa : Mera style hai ye ,

maine apne murgi ka nam kutta rakha hai..

Pappu hindi joke – Bichari ladki aur pappu

Ek ladki 20th floor se gir padi ……. .

14th floor pe ek adami ne catch kar liya aur pocha mujhe pyar karogi …… .

Ladki: “nahi”

Adami ne usse niche chhor diya

8th floor pe ek aur adami na catch kiya aur pucha

Mujhe kiss karogi tum …..

Ladki :” nahi ”

Usne bhi niche chhor diya …… .

Ladki ne pray kiya ki usse ek chance aur de de…

4th floor pe usse Pappu ne catch kiya …….. .

Ladki ekdam se boli :” mai tumhe pyar krungi aur kiss bhi karungi mujhe bacha lo bas ”

Pappu ne usay niche gira diya …

Pappu : “Ghatiya ladki , mai sarif banda hu,

aise kam mai nahi karta”

Boss Secretary funny hindi joke

Secretary bhagte huye Hui Boss Ke Cabin Mein Aayi Aur Boss Se boli.

Secretary : “Sir, Aap Mujhe kam Se Nikal To Nahi Rahe ho ?”

Boss  : “Nahi To, Tumhe kyu lagta hai ?”

Secretary : “Wo aapne ek naya chaywala ko kam pe rakh liya na isliye !!!“

 

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