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Hindi Funny Jokes – Bagh Aur Hiran

Ek Pari ne dekha ki ek Bagh hiran ka pichha kar raha hai……
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Pari ne dono ko rok kar bola ki agar tum aisa na karo to mai tum dono ki 3 : 3 Wise puri karungi…
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Bagh : Mere alawa is jungle ke tamaam Bagho ko Baghin bana do.
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Hiran  : Mujhe ek helmet de do.

Bagh : Bagal wale jungle ke tamaam Bagho ko bhi Baghin bana do..
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hiran : Mujhe ek bike de do.
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Bagh  : Saari duniya ke Bagho ko Baghin bana do.
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Hiran ne helmet pehna , bike start ki  aur bola :
“Iss Bagh  ko Gay bana do”

Bhikhari in five star hotal – funny hindi joke

Ek bhikhari ko 500 ka note mil jata,

Wo 5 star hotal me jake bhar pet khana kha leta hai ..

Bill 3500 ka aata hai,

Waiter ke bill mangane pe bhikhari bolta hai paise nahi hai,

Fir police aati hai aur bhikhari ko pakadh ke leke chali jati hai..Bhikha police ko 100 rupee de kaf chhut jata hai …..

Parmanu borm – funny hindy joke

Pakistani Rastrapati ka bayan aaya :

Agar Hindustan ne humla kiya to,

Hum parmanu borm chor denge !!

Rajnath singh :

To humne parmanu borm naredar modi ke barat me chhorne ke liye nahi rakha…

Monu ki kismat – hindi funny joke

Ek Budi aurat Cinema Hall Me
Coke Ki Bottle Leke Baihi Thi ….
Kabhi 10 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 15 Min Me lagato …
Pas Bethe Monu Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,

Usne Budhiya Se coke Bottle Chini
Aur Puri 1 Bar me Me Pi gya aur bola :
Dekh Aise Peete Hai ….
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Budiya : Lekin Beta Mai isme
Pan Thook Rahi Thi

Boss Secretary Naughty Funny Jokes

Boss : Tumhari  ability kya hai ……?
Lady : Young hu, Dynamic hu, Sincere hu,… Honest, Hardworking, Qualified, aur Experienced bhi hu , aur  to aur.., Deserving hu , Typing janti hu, Computer me bhi expert hu, thoda accounts bhi janti hu ……!!!
Boss : Aur kuch ……,

Lady : Single hu , aur sabse jaruri bat ki aapne
Flat me aakeli rahti  hu …. aur coper-t  laga rakha hai …
Boss : Bas kar pagli , aab joining ke din

hi promotion legi …!!!

hindi funny joke – tent huwa chori

Monu aur Sonu safar par jaa rahe the,
Raat ho gayi to vo tent dal kar so gaye.
Raat ko Monu ki nind khuli, usne Sonu ko jaga kar kaha, “Aasmaan ki taraf tuje kya najar aata hai ? ”
Sonu : Bahut sare tare,
Monu : Isse kya pata chalta hai ?
Sonu : Aasman kitna khubsurat hai,
Monu : Abe Sharukh khan  ki aulad, Tent chori ho gya.

hindi funny joke – Vafadar kutta

Pappu : Mein aapna kutta bechna chahta hu !
Monu : ye vafadar hai kya?
Pappu : Ha ! Mai ese pahele bhi 5 bar bech chuka hu. Ye vafadar itna hai ki har bar mere pas hi wapis bhag aata hai.

Hindi funny joke – Kumbh ka mela

Ek pati kumbh ke mele me prathna kar raha tha,

 

hey prabhu, nayay karo…

hey prabhu, nayay karo…

 

Hamesha bhai bhai ko bicharte dekha hai khumbh me,

Kabhi pati-patni pe bhi try karo.

Cricket World cup – funny funny joke

World Cup !!

Srilanka kabhi pakistan se nahi jita,

Pakistan kabhi Hindustan se nahi jita,

Hindustan kabhi newzealand se nahi jita,

Aur Newzealand kabhi world cup nahi jita.

 

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