funny jokes about teachers

funny jokes about teachers

Rajinikant Aur Bacha Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Rajinikant : Hello mai rajini kant bol raha hu !!

Bacha : Ha mai janta hu … Boliya!!!

Rajinikanth : Tumhe kaise pata maine call kiya hai ?

Bacha : Mera phone swich off tha ….. rajinikanth kuch bhi kar sakta hai..

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and dad were fighting.
Teacher: They were fighting, so why are you late?
Student: One shoe was with dad and the other was with mom 😀

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Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…
Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
Coming Soon..!!!

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Teacher: Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….
Bholu: Teacher mein nahi aa sakta, Maa Itna Door Nahi Jane Degi….

Teacher: show me ur mother’s sign
student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@
teacher: hey whats this what is ur mother’s name?
student: jalebi bai,

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Teacher: Beta Batao Ki
“Fast”
“Faster”,
“Fastest”
Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge?
Studnt:
“Bhaag”
“Taiz Bhaag”
“Bhaag Teri to…”
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BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M Going”
SIR- mai ja raha hu.
BOY- sir bataiye na
SIR- Mai ja raha hu
BOY- aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja
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Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.

 

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