Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

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Handsome Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes & SMS

Handsome sa ladka class me aaya….

Aur saari ladkiyaa use dekhte hi deewani ho gayi

Phir ladke ne aate hi kuch aisa kaha to ladkiya behosh ho gayi

Socho aisa kya kaha hoga???

Thodi jagah dena behan ji….jhaadu lagana hai…

“Haye re berojgaari”

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Girl Friend Boy Friend Call Funny Hindi Jokes

Girl : Sorry, phir se tumhe hi call lag gayi…..

Girl Friend : Ghae me koi nahi hai jaldi aajao..

Boy : Pagal hai kya tu… Abhi to lauta hu tere ghar se.

Girl Friend : Sorry Sorry…

Fir Se Tumhe hi call lag gya …

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Pappu Ki Girlfriend Hindi Jokes & Funny SMS

Girlfriend : Aaj se hamara rista khatam.

Hum ek dusare ke sare gift wapis parege…

Pappu : Thik hai recharge se suru karte hai..

Girlfriend : Janu, Ab kya mai mazak bhi nahi kar sakti

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Girlfriend Boyfriend Chatting Funny Jokes

Boyfriend (Phone pe) : Hello Janu, Kya kar rhi ho?

Girlfriend : Kuch nahi … bahut thak gya hu…

Sone ki koshish kar raha hu …

Waise, Tum kaha ho ?

Boyfriend : Club me hu …..tere piche khada hu moti…

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Girlfriend Boyfriend Chatting Funny Jokes

Boyfriend (Phone pe) : Hello Janu, Kya kar rhi ho?

Girlfriend : Kuch nahi … bahut thak gya hu…

Sone ki koshish kar raha hu …

Waise, Tum kaha ho ?

Boyfriend : Club me hu …..tere piche khada hu moti…

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Most Funny Boy Girl Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Boy : Mujhse shadi karogi ?

Girl : Pagal ho gye ho kya !!!!

Boy : Achi movie hai na ?

Girl : Kutte ke pille..

Boy : Tumne mujhe gali di ?

Girl : Kitne Chote chote hote hai na ,,,

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Garden Me Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girlfriend boyfriend garden me baithe the..

Girlfriend : Dekho tumne mukhe kiya kiya to mai sor macha dungi..

Boyfriend : Par Janu.. yaha to dur dur tak koi nahi hai,,,

Tumhari aawaj kahi pahuchi gi hi nahi…

Girlfriend : Wo to mujhe bhi pata hai..

Par formality to karna padhega na..

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Ladki Ladka Shayari Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ladki ko dekh ke ek ladka shayar ban gya.

“Lafj tere , Geet mere , gajal koi suna dalukya ? ”

Ladki Boli : “Hath mera, gal tere koi tapadh suna dalu kya ? “

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Girlfriend Boyfriend Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes

Girlfriend Boyfriend se bolti hai..

Girlfriend : Saadi Ki bad mai Tumhar sare dukh bat lungi..

Boyfriend : Par mujhe to koi koi dukh hi nahin hai…

Girlfriend : Mai saadi ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu..

Ladka Ladki Propose Funny Jokes And Chutkule

B.com ke ladke ka propose..

Ladka (Laski se) : Tune mere se ko loan le rakha hai kya ?

Ladki : Nahi to ..kyu ?

Ladka : Pata nahi kyu tere pe mera interest badhta hi ja raha hai…

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Ladka Ladki Propose Funny Jokes And Chutkule

B.com ke ladke ka propose..

Ladka (Laski se) : Tune mere se ko loan le rakha hai kya ?

Ladki : Nahi to ..kyu ?

Ladka : Pata nahi kyu tere pe mera interest badhta hi ja raha hai…

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Attitude Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Jokes

Girlfriend : Bahot attitude hai tum me toh..
Boyfriend : Attitude to bachpan se Hai mere me..
Jab me peda huwa tha
toh 1 saal maine kisi se baat nahi ki thi..

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Ladki Ladka Shayari Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ladki ko dekh ke ek ladka shayar ban gya.

“Lafj tere , Geet mere , gajal koi suna dalukya ? ”

Ladki Boli : “Hath mera, gal tere koi tapadh suna dalu kya ? “

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Boy Girl Funny Hindi Jokes

Exam dete hue …

Boy to girl : 3rd ques batao na

Girl : Nahi aata

Boy : 5th ka ans bata do

Girl : Nahi aata

Boy : 10,11,12 ka

Girl : wo bhi nahi aata

Boy: Agar tere 80% aaye to savdhaan india me

Tere murder ka episode jarur aayega..

Girl : Kutte kaun sa batana hai…

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Exam Hall Boy Girl Funny Jokes In Hindi

EXAM HALL
Girl : 5th ques ka ans pata hai?

Pappu : Haan, yeh wala hai dekh lo

Pappu : 9th ques ka ans pata hai?

Girl : Excuse Me, I Have a Boyfriend.

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GST Funny Jokes – GST Ki Fullform

WARNING
5000 ladkiyan sadme se mar gayi aur

2500 koma mein chali gayi

Kyunki kisi ne afwaha faila di ki

GST matlab GIRLS SELFIE TASK

Boyfriend Girlfriend – Bollywood Hindi Jokes

Boyfriend: Maine kal ek movie dekhi

Use dekh kar mujhe teri yad aagai………..

Girlfriend: Muje bhi tumhari yad aati hai

Waise kaun si movie thi.

Boyfriend: Ek thi dayan.

Naughty boy ki girlfriend – funny hindi joke sms

Boy :

Mummy papa ghar pe nahi hai,

Aajao Masti karege..

Girl :

Rahne de tu harami,

Pichli bar aai thi to tune bartan dhulwaye the mujhse..

 

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