Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

Naughty boy ki girlfriend – funny hindi joke sms

Boy :

Mummy papa ghar pe nahi hai,

Aajao Masti karege..

Girl :

Rahne de tu harami,

Pichli bar aai thi to tune bartan dhulwaye the mujhse..

Boy Girl Party Jokes Ladka Ladki Funny Jokes

Sundar see ladki ek party me ek ladke ke pass aai

Ladki: Suniye ji mere ek hath me pani hai aur dusre me palet, kya aap mere chehre se ek chij hata doge

Ladka: Ha kyo nahi ,batao kya hatana hai

Ladki: Kute jaisee apni najr

Girlfriend boyfriend in resturant – hindi joke

Ek bar girlfriend aur boyfriend resturant me gye..

Boyfriend : Kya logi tum ?

Girlfriend : Jo tum khao !!

Boyfriend : Acha , Waiter….Menu le aana..

Girlfriend : Mai bhi menu khaugi !!!

Wife Aap Hi Ka Ladka Hai – Funny Naughty joke

Ek admi ek Robot le aaya apne bache ke liye , jo Jooth bone pe thapadh lagata tha…
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Beta : Papa aaj mai padhne nahi jauga mere peet me dard hai…. (Sattaak)
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Papa :  Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe Thapadh laga, mai tere jitna tha to kabhi jhoth nahi bolta tha ….(Sattaak)
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Wife : (Jor jor Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka Ladka hai…. (Sattaak)

Boy Meri cousin hai – hindi funny joke

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko leke ja raha tha,

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Ladke ka dost puchta hai : Kaun hai ye ?

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Ladka : Meri Cousin hai !!

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Lake ka Dost : Pichle sal ye meri cousin thi !!

Kitni gandi bate karte hai – boy girl jokes

  • Pahli ladki : Yar ye Boys aapas me kitni gandi bate karte hai ….
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    Dusari ladki: kitni gandi karte hai ?
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    Pahli ladki : Aree jitni hum girls aapas me karte hai …..
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    Dusari ladki  : hee bhagwan itni gandi …..

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