Joke in Hindi santa banta

Joke in Hindi santa banta

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santa naya kalar TVΒ laaya aur paanee mein doobaane laga..πŸ˜”
banta ne dekha to poochha, “ye tum kya kar rahe ho?” πŸ˜•
santa: chek kar raha tha ki rang to nahin nikal raha, abhi gurantee mein hai…😁
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Joke in Hindi santa banta

JUDGE– BUS khaee mein kaise giree,
saaree SAVARI mar GAYI?
santa – saahab , mujhe nahin pata ,
JUDGE– kya ? par GAADI to tum chala rahe the ,😣😣
santa – haan , par us din CONDUCTOR nahin aaya tha ,
to main TICKET banaane peechhe chala gaya ,
JUDGE behosh😣😣😣😣

Joke in Hindi santa banta

PULS polio TEAM ghar aayee…
santa BIWI se…bandook aur kaaratus kahaan hain…??
TEAM bhaagee,
peechhe se santa ne aavaaj dee,
ruko
oye ruko
ye hamaare bachcho ke naam hain.!!!
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Joke in Hindi santa banta

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santa aur banta donon BHAI ek
hee CLASS mein padhte the.

TEACHER : tum donon ne apne paapa ka naam alag-alag kyon likha?

santa: madam phir aap kahoge naqal maaree hai, isee liYe.
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Joke in Hindi santa banta

santa guroodvaare ja ke aradaas karata hai:
“baaba jee,
meree LOTERY dee TICKET har soorat vich nikalanee chaahidee hai…”
jaise hee vo guroodvaare se baahar aaya,
kisee ne usaka PURSE LOTERYΒ ke TICKET samet nikaal liya….
santa dobaara guroodvaare jaake bola:
“baaba jee,
pahalaan kisee dee pooree gal samajh liya karo,
te pher ACTIONvich aaya karo…”
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Joke in Hindi santa banta

santa CYCLE par baajaar ja raha tha.raaste mein usane ek LADKI ko takkar maar dee.
LADKI chillaee – ghantee nahin maar sakata tha kya ……. ?
santa ruaansa hokar bola – pooree CYCLE to maar dee, ab ghantee kya alag se maaroon ….?

Joke in Hindi santa banta

santa ko KOI baar baar sms karake tang kar raha tha. thak kar santa ne naya sim liya aur usko sms bheja – β€œkameene ! mainne nambar badal liya hai ab to tera baap bhee mujhe tang nahin kar sakata !!!”

Joke in Hindi santa banta

3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu …

police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me

chup

gaye.

Police wale ne pehle bori par lat

maari.

Santa bola: bow bow..

Police wala: Isme kutta hai.

Fir dusri bori par lat mari..

Golu bola: meow meow…

Policewala: Isme billi hai…

Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi

awaaz

nahi aayi.

Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi

awaaz nahi

aayi

fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu

zor se

bola:

Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.

 

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