jokes in ENGLISH latest funny 2016

bhikhaaree- kya baat hai saahab,
pahale aap sau rupaye dete the,
baad mein pachaas,
phir pachchees,
aur ab sirph das dete hain?

man – pahale main kunvaara tha, to main sau deta tha! 😍
phir meree shaadee ho gayee, to pachaas; 😌
ek bachcha ho gaya to pachchees😟 ,
do bachche hain to das deta hoon!😥
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bhikhaaree- vaah saahab…..
poore parivaar ko
mere paison se aish kara rahe ho????

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!A small reminder!

 

Don’t be so excited about New Year…..

Only the calendar will change…..

Wife, Boss,Job and Targets will remain the same.!!!!

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Don’t die by laugh…..😂😂😂😂😂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂✂

 

Killer joke:..

 

The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip His Finger in urine & tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he asked the Students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in urine sample & tasted it….

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them & said: The most important Quality is ‘Observation’.  I dipped my MIDDLE Finger but tasted the INDEX Finger. Today you just Learn, “How to Pay Attention”.  All Students shouted…

saala kuttta!!!😂😂😂

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एक आदमी की टी शर्ट पर बहुत खूबसूरत लाइन लिखी हुई थी

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Please Do Not Disturb

I Am Married

I Am Already Disturb

😪😪😂😂😜😜

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