Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Kanjush Pati Patni Aur Parosi Funny Jokes

Pati (patni ko aawaz lagate hue)

“Aaj mere sir mein bahut dard ho raha hai…

zara padosh wale sharma ji ke ghar se vicks ki dibbi to maang lana….

Patni : “Arey woh nahi denge”

Pati : Saale ek number ke kanjoos hai….
Chalo main apni hi nikaal leta hu……

meri table ki daraaz mein padi hai

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Husband Wife Ki Ladai Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Husband-wife ki maut ho gayi, wife mar kar daayan ban gayi

aur husband bhoot ban gaya

Jab wife ne husband ko dekha to boli :
Ohh! Tum kaise bhayaank lag rahe ho bhoot ban kar…….

Husband : Haan, par tum mein koi antar nahi aaya,

pehle bhi waise hi thi ,abhi bhi waisi hi ho

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Husband Wife Aur Hotel Funny Jokes Chutkule

Husband (wife se) : kyaa kaha, ab tak khana tyaar nahi hua???
To main chala hotel mein khana khane

Wife : Aadhe ghante ruk jaiye na

Husband : To kya tum aadhe ghante mein khana tyaar kar logi??

Wife : Nahi ji, tab tak main bhi aapke sath chalne ke liye tyaar ho jati hu

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Muslim Pati Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Muslim pati-patni

Patni ne namaz padh kar haath uthaye aur dua maange bina hi haath niche kar liye

Pati : Yeh kya?? Dua nahi maangi??

Patni : Mangne hi wali thi ki allah aapki tamaam mushkile dur kare ,

lekin tabhi khyaal aaya ki kahi main hi naa nipat jau

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Very Very Funny Pati Patni Panjabi Jokes

Patni : Suno ji agar main mar gayi to

tum kitne din baad dusra vivaah karoge ??

Banta : Mehngai daa jamana hai

kosish te aehi rawegi ki bhog de naal hi reception adjust ho jaawe,,,,

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Baap Beta Aur Biwi Funny Hindi Jokes

Baap ne bete ko Jeans ki button silte dekha to bola ..

Baap :  Beta Maine tumhari sadi ki ..

Bahu laya ghar me.. Fir bhi..

Tum jeans ke button laga rahe ho..

Beta : Papa aap galat samjh rahe ho..

ye mere biwi ki jeans hai…

Baap behosh

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Wife Se Pareshan Husband Funny Jokes In Hindi

Husband : Yaar, Mai koi bhi kam karta hu

to meri wife bhich me aajti hai..

Friend : Yar…

Tu taxi chalane ka kam karke dekh

sayad kismat sath de de…

“Try your best luck”

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Pati Patni Romantic Jokes In Hindi

Patni : Tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho ?

Pati : Shajaha itna !!!

Patni : Kya tum bhi mere liye taj mahal banwao ge ?

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Pati : Mai to plot bhi le chuka hu..pgli der to tu kar rahi hai !!!

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Pati Patni Comedy Jokes In Hindi & Funny SMS

Patni :  Kaha ho ?

Pati : Tumhe yad hai hum pichle sal diwali ek jewelery shop gye the..

Jaha tumne ek har pasand kiya tha..

Patni : Ha !!!

Pati : Aur maine kaha tha mere paas paise nahi hai..

Patni Khusi se : Ha !!!

Pati : Aur maine kaha tha mai tumhe ye har ek din jarur lale dunga..

Patni Aur Khushi Se : Ha ha achi tarah yad hai !!

Pati : To bas ussi dukan ke bagal wali dukam me bal kata raha hu..

Der ho jayegi !!!!

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Biwi Ka Kutta Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Ek adami cake ki dukan pe

Dukhandar : Boliye sir kya lenge aap ?

Adami : Apne biwi ke kutte ke liye cake chahiye..

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Dukandar : Yahi khayege ki pack kar du…

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Husband Wife Ke Nakhare Funny Jokes Chutkule

 

Husband : Brat Hai !!

Wife : Ha..

Husband : Kuch khaya ?

Wife : Ha ..

Husband : Kya ?

Wife : Kela, sev, santara, amrudh,

saburdana, dudh aur mumfali..

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Husband : Bas !!!

Dekh kuch khane ka man ho to bata dena ..

Kahi kamjokri na aajaye…

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Pati Patni Aur Kutta Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek savyatra ke aage aage ek kutta chal raha tha..

Uske piche saikro ki sankhya me adami line se

piche piche aarahe the..

Ek rahgir ne pucha :

Bhai shahab ye savyatra ke aage aage ye kutta ja raha hai

ye thoda aajib lag raha hai..

Ye marne wala kaun hai..

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Admi :  Ye marne wali meri biwi hai..

Isse Kutte ne mara..

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Rahgir adami : Kya aap mujhe ye kutta ek din ke liye

udhar de sakte hai..

Meri biwi bhi maike se aane wali hai..

Adami : Aap ko kya lagta hai..

Ye piche jo log aarahe hai..wo kya mere biwi ke ristedar hai..

Inhe bhi kutta chahiye..

Jao line me lag jao..

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Husband Wife Funny Hindi Shayari Jokes

Maa Ko 21 saal lag jate hai..

Bete ko gentle banane me..

Vaah …..Vaah .. Vaah ….

Maa Ko 21 saal lag jate hai..

Bete ko gentle banane me..

Vaah …..Vaah .. Vaah ….

Aur biwi ko lagte hai 21 minute bhi nahi..

Bete ko mental banane me…

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Tau Tai Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkula

Ek bar tau ne tai ched di..

Tai tau ko gali dene lagi..

Paas se gujar rahe ek pache ne bola..

Kya huwa tau ..kya bat hai..

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Tau :  Kuch nahi beta … Beta Purana Transformer hai..

Char char kar raha hai…

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Husband Wife Ke Nakhare Funny Jokes Chutkule

 

Husband : Brat Hai !!

Wife : Ha..

Husband : Kuch khaya ?

Wife : Ha ..

Husband : Kya ?

Wife : Kela, sev, santara, amrudh,

saburdana, dudh aur mumfali..

 

Husband : Bas !!!

Dekh kuch khane ka man ho to bata dena ..

Kahi kamjokri na aajaye…

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Husband Wife Funny Fight Jokes – LIC Ka Fayada

Husband : Tum aajkal na cigrette peene se rokti ho,na sharab,

Sab sikhaytein khatam si ho gayi hain kyaa..?

Wife : Jab fayda dikh raha ho to sikhaytein band ho jati hain ,,,

Husband : Fayda…? Kya fayda..?

Wife : woh LIC wala aaya tha, bata raha tha ki mujhe kya-kya fayda hoga…

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Husband Wife Funny Jokes In Hindi

Husband : O ji sunte ho, Aaj to main 10 Rs ki 3 pyaaz le aayi

Wife : Are wah,,woh kaise ??

Husband : Pyaaz wale ne to 10 rs ki ek hi pyaaz di thi

Wife : Phir??

Husband : Ek main thele se uthakar bhaag aayi aur dusri usne mujhe fek kar maari ……,,

Husband Wife Party Me – Best Hindi Jokes

Husband wife dance party me.

Wife: Aaj to mai stage par aag laga dungi.

Husband: Par machis ti sath me laye hi nahi.

Wife: Are mera matlab hai, aaj mai jordar dance karungi.

Husband: Ha……….. fir to log hi stage par aag laga dange.

 

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