Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Husband Wife Ke Chutkule – Funny Hindi Jokes

Wife: Aji suniye , hamare suhag rat wale din,Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Jab aapne pahli bar mera ghunghat uthaya tha,

To aapko kaisa laga tha.

Husband: Maa kasam sach batau to,

Agar usdin mujhe hanuman chalisha yad na hota,

To mai mar hi jata.

Pati Patni Ke Chutkule – Best Hindi Jokes

Pati apni patni se puchta hai kaha gai thi.

Patni: Mai rakt daan karne gai thi.

Pati: Mera khun Pite-pite overfull hone lagi thi

Jo ab bechne bhi lagi.

Husband Wife Jokes – Funny Hindi Jokes

Beti: Mai padosi ke sath bhag rahi hu

Aur usi se sadi karungi.

Ladki ka pita: Are wah mera samay aur

Paisa dono bach gaya……….

Beti: Papa mai chitthi padh rahi hu,

Jo mammy chhor kar gayi hai.

Pati Patni Ke Chutkule – Best Hindi Jokes

Pati apni patni se puchta hai kaha gai thi.

Patni: Mai rakt daan karne gai thi.

Pati: Mera khun Pite-pite overfull hone lagi thi

Jo ab bechne bhi lagi.

Husband Wife Jokes – Funny Hindi Jokes

Beti: Mai padosi ke sath bhag rahi hu

Aur usi se sadi karungi.

Ladki ka pita: Are wah mera samay aur

Paisa dono bach gaya……….

Beti: Papa mai chitthi padh rahi hu,

Jo mammy chhor kar gayi hai.

Husband Ki Naraj Wife – Hindi Jokes

Husband apni naraj wife ko phone karta hai.

Sasuma: Ab wo tumhare ghar kabhi nahi aayegi

Tumhe ek bat samajh nahi aati, kyu bar-bar phone

Karke use paresan karte ho.

Husband: Sun kar acha lagta hai isliye…………..

Patni Se Talaq , Wife Devoice Pappu Funny Joke

Pappu Apne Dost se puchata hai

Pappu : Yeh arrange marriage mein talaq kam kyun hote hain?

Pappu Ka Dost : Yaar, jo apni marji se shaadi nahi kar sakta,
Woh sala talaq kya khaak lega….

 

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