Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Husband Ki Naraj Wife – Hindi Jokes

Husband apni naraj wife ko phone karta hai.

Sasuma: Ab wo tumhare ghar kabhi nahi aayegi

Tumhe ek bat samajh nahi aati, kyu bar-bar phone

Karke use paresan karte ho.

Husband: Sun kar acha lagta hai isliye…………..

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Pati Ne Ki Prarthana – Pati Patni Hihdi Jokes

Pati apni patni se: Rooj subha jab meri aakh khulti hai

To mai bhagwan se prarthana karta hu

Ki tumhare jaisi biwi sabko de.

Patni khush hokar boli: Acha……….

Pati: Ha…….. aakhir mai hi ekla dukhi kyu rahu.

Pati Patni Ke Chutkule – Funny Hindi Jokes

Pati apni patni se: Agar tum mar gayi to

Mai pagal ho jaunga.

Patni: Dusri shadi to nahi karoge.

Pati: Ab is pagal ka kya bhrosa……

Kuch bhi kar sakta hai.

 

Patni Se Talaq , Wife Devoice Pappu Funny Joke

Pappu Apne Dost se puchata hai

Pappu : Yeh arrange marriage mein talaq kam kyun hote hain?

Pappu Ka Dost : Yaar, jo apni marji se shaadi nahi kar sakta,
Woh sala talaq kya khaak lega….

Pati Patni Bejati Jokes Hindi Funny Chutkule

Party me patni ko mila ek aadmi.

wife: aji suno, jo aadmi daru pi kai

nach raha hai na use maine 5 sal pahle

reject kar diya tha.

Husbend: sala kitna kismat wala hai,

abhi tak celebrate kar raha hai.

 

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