Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Sakki Biwi Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Pappu ko ek aanjan number se phone aaya.Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Ladki: Hello, kya aa ki shadi ho chuki hai

Pappu: Ji nahi, par aap kaun ho aue

Kaha se bol rahi ho.

Ladki: mai teri bibi hu kutte, aur tere

Ghar se bol rahi hu.

Sakki Biwi Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Pappu ko ek aanjan number se phone aaya.

Ladki: Hello, kya aa ki shadi ho chuki hai

Pappu: Ji nahi, par aap kaun ho aue

Kaha se bol rahi ho.

Ladki: mai teri bibi hu kutte, aur tere

Ghar se bol rahi hu.

Bahu Gai Kicheten Me – Saas Bahu Hindi Jokes

Ek nai nai-nweli dulhan pahali bar

kitchen me gai, aur recipe ki book me se

Dekh kar khana bna rahi thi.

Uski saas bajar se ghar aai, frij kholte hi

Chillai, aur boli bahu ye mindir ka ghanta

Frij me kyu rakha hai.

Bahu: Majhi wo kitab me likha tha sabhi chijo ko milane

Ke bad 1 ghanta frij me rakh de.

Husband Wife Talak Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Husband: Apni patni se tang aakar cort

Gya, talak  lene ke liye.

jaj sahab: Tumhe talak kyo chahiye

Husband: Mai ise bahut dukhi hu…..

Wife: Bas inahe chor kar, sara

mohala khus hai.

Husband Wife Talak Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Husband: Apni patni se tang aakar cort

Gya, talak  lene ke liye.

jaj sahab: Tumhe talak kyo chahiye

Husband: Mai ise bahut dukhi hu…..

Wife: Bas inahe chor kar, sara

mohala khus hai.

Pati Patni Aur Wo Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Pati apni patni se: Santi ko bulao jra

Patni:Kaun, wo apni naukrani

Pati:Ha wahi

Patni: Wo kyo…..

Pati: Mujhe doctor ne bola hai ki

Dard ki goli lo aur, santi ke sath sojao.

Best Husband Wife Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Husband: Tumne mujhme aisha kya dekh kar

sadi karne ka faisla kar liya…

Wife: Ji, maine apni kharki se aapko ek -doo bar

Bartan manjte aur kpde dhote dekha tha.

Best Husband Wife Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Husband: Tumne mujhme aisha kya dekh kar

sadi karne ka faisla kar liya…

Wife: Ji, maine apni kharki se aapko ek -doo bar

Bartan manjte aur kpde dhote dekha tha.

Patni hui gayab – Pati patni sms joke hindi

Ek pati copy pe guna bhag kar raha tha..

Aur Jor Jor se has raha tha..

Ek aadami ne usse pucha…

“Bhai sahab itna kyu has rahe hai ”

Pati : Meri wife Dieting pe hai..

Pichle hapte usne 5 kilo kam kiya..

Adami : To isme hasne wali kya bat hai..

Pati : Abhi maine hisab lagaya ki..

Agle 5 mahine me meri biwi puri tarah gayab ho jayegi..

Couple Garden Me – Pati Patni Hindi Joke

Ek Couple Garden me baithe huye the,

Tabhi Waha polic aagai !!

Police : Yaha pe aaise baithna mana hai ?

Adami : Hum Sadi suda hai ..

Police : To ghar me jake baitho ..

Adami : Isaka Pati nahi manega !!

Biwi chahiye – husband wife funny hindi joke

Ek aadmi ne facebook pe status dala

“Biwi chahiye”

Reply me 10000 like aur

15000 comment aaye

“Ha mujhe deni hai biwi ”

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Admi ne jabab me likha

“Kamino mang nahi raha..

puch raha hu kisi ko biwi chahiye “…

 

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