Pati Patni Funny Jokes

Koisko bachaoge – pati patni funny hindi joke

Ek saadi suda aadmi se pucha gya sawal :Pati Patni Funny Jokes

” Agar ek pijare me aap ki patni aur aap ki saas

sher ke sath band ho to,

Aap kisko bachaye ge ? ”

Pati ye sunnte hi jor jor se hasne laga

Adami : Aap aaise kyu has rahe hai ?

Pati : Ye bhi koi puchne ki bat hai ,

Mai to sher ko bachauga ,

Waise bhi duniya me sherbache hi kitne hai..

Pappu funny hindi joke – Biwi se pareshan

Biwi se pareshan ho kar pappu ek bar pappu ek pandit ke pass gya

Pappu : Panditji , Ye saat janmo ka pyar wali bat sach hai kya ?

Panditji : han , 100% sahi hai !!

Pappu yani mujhe agle janam me bhi yahi milegi …

Panditji : Han beta ..

Pappu : fir to aatam hatya karna bhi bekar hai !!!

Husband wife hindi joke – Galat faimi

Wife : Kal raat ko tum sapane me mujhe,

Gali kyu de rahe the …

Husband : Tumhe galat faimi hue hai !!!

Wife : Kaisi galat faimi !!

Husband : Ki mai sapne me tha …..

Wife Aap Hi Ka Ladka Hai – Funny Naughty joke

Ek admi ek Robot le aaya apne bache ke liye , jo Jooth bone pe thapadh lagata tha…
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Beta : Papa aaj mai padhne nahi jauga mere peet me dard hai…. (Sattaak)
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Papa :  Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe Thapadh laga, mai tere jitna tha to kabhi jhoth nahi bolta tha ….(Sattaak)
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Wife : (Jor jor Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka Ladka hai…. (Sattaak)

Bajuwali v/s bahubali – funny joke

Patni : Sunte ho Bahubali achi hai …….dekh lo,

Pati whats app chalata huwa balcony me chala gya,

Patni : Ander aajao …

Bahubali bola hai,

Bagalwali nahi….

funny hindi joke -Pati ne dafnaya

Ek aadmi apni patni ko dafnakar ghar ja raha tha,

Tabhi achnak bijali chamki, badal garze aur tufani barish suru ho gai,

Mahol afra tafri ka hogya,

Pati ne aashma ki tarf uper dekha aur bola,

Lagta hai pahuch gai tu

Wife is always right – hindi funny joke

Wife : Kya tumhe pedh pe chadna aaya hai ?

Husband : Nahi !!

Wife : Tumse aacha to langoor hai ,

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10 din bad,

Husbant : Ab mujhe pedh pe chadna aata hai ,

Wife : Tum aur langoor me kya farak hai..

Santi ke sath rahne do – hindi funny joke

Husband :

please mujhe

santi ke sath rahne do..

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Wife : Thik hai tum santi ke sath raho

mai aanand ke sath rahti hu..

Funny joke – Valntine Gift White Rose

Patni : Baby is valntine aap muje kya gift doge ?

Pati : White Rose

Patni : Par har bar to aap mujhe Red Rose dete ho

Pati : Baby….
Phele mai tumse Pyar ki asha rakhta tha……. ab santi  ki asha rakhta hu

Wife ki tarif – funny hindi joke

Husbnd : Tum bahut sundar ho ….

Wife : Thank you…

Husband : Tum sawarg ki pari lagti ho ….

Wife : Thank you ji…. aap kya kar rahe hai…

Husband : Khali baitha tha socha majak kar lu…

 

Wife ka khawf – funny hindi joke

Husband subah subah wife ke liye chaye banane utha ..

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kitchen me gya,
fir yad aaya…

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Phir yad aaya patni to maike gai hai…

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Sala ye

Pyar hai ya khauf

 

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