Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

Bank Me Daku Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Ek baar santa aur Banta bank gaye,

waha kuch daaku aa gaye aur bank me lootpaat karne lage

Ek daaku ne kaha : sab log apni-apni jeb se saare rupee nikaal kar mere hawaale kar do

Yeh sun kar Santa ne 1,000 rupee ka note apni jeb se nikala aur dhire se Banta ki aur badhaya

Banta ne hairaani se pucha : yeh kya hai???

Santa : Maine tumse jo 1,000 rupee udhaar liye the wahi lauta raha hu

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Santa In Bar Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Santa pehli dafa bar me gaya aur counter ke pass khade ho gaya

Waha khade ek aadmi ne kaha : Peter scorch, singal……

tabhi Wabi khade dusre aadmi me kaha : Johny woker, singal

Santa ne ek pal ko socha aur counter par khade hokar kaha :
“Santa singh, married”

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Santa In Bar Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Santa pehli dafa bar me gaya aur counter ke pass khade ho gaya

Waha khade ek aadmi ne kaha : Peter scorch, singal……

tabhi Wabi khade dusre aadmi me kaha : Johny woker, singal

Santa ne ek pal ko socha aur counter par khade hokar kaha :
“Santa singh, married”

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Very Funny Santa Banta Jokes And Chutkule

Santa baal katake aaya ….

Banta : Tumne itne chote-chote baal kyu katwaye??

Santa : Wo baat ye thi ke nai ke pass 5 rs khulle nahi the

to maine kaha ke 5 rs ke aur kaat de

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Very Funny Santa Banta Jokes And Chutkule

Santa baal katake aaya ….

Banta : Tumne itne chote-chote baal kyu katwaye??

Santa : Wo baat ye thi ke nai ke pass 5 rs khulle nahi the

to maine kaha ke 5 rs ke aur kaat de

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Shadi Purposal Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Santa : Tujhe do ladkiya purpose kare to tu kisse shaadi karega??

Banta : Main dono ki kushti karwaunga aur jo haaregi usse shaadi karunga…


Santa : Haarne wali se kyu??


Banta : Kyunki shaadi ke baad woh mujhe kam pitegi

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Exam Hall Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa- Banta se
Bhai khud par sab se jyada garv jab hua….

Jab exam hall mein kuch nahi aa raha tha

aur piche se madam ne kaha tha…
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Sidhe baith piche wala dekh raha hai…

Kasam se seena chhoda ho gaya

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Santa Banta Funny Conversation Hindi Jokes

Santa : Bhai ye bata..”Shit” Aur “Oh Shit” me kya farak hai 11

Banta : Dekh bhai..

Tu kisi ladki ko love letter fak ke deta hai

Aur wo letter uske bhai ke paas jake girta hai to hota hai “Shit”

Agar Uska bhai Gay nikala to “Oh Shit”

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Best Santa Banta Jokes And Funny Chutkule

Puls polio ki team santa ke ghar aai

Santa (Biwi se) : Bandukh Aur Kartush kaha hai :

Team bhagi..

Santa ne piche se aawaj lagai !!!

Ruko..

Ruk jao…

 

Ye mere bacho ke nam hai..

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Santa In Bank Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Bank Manager : Cash Khatam ho gya hai kal aana !!

Santa : Par Mujhe To aaj Hi Chahiye …

Bank manager : Dekhi aap ghussa mat ki jiye

Santi se bat kariyo..

Santa : Thik hai lao apne santi ki..

Ussi se bat karta hui

Santa And Teacher Funny jokes And Chutkule

Santa Aur Banta dono bhai ek hi class me padhte hai.

Teacher : Santa Banta tum dono ne apne papa ke nam

alag alag kyu likha hai..

Santa : Madam, Agar ek hi likhte to aap bolti ki

Humne cheating Ki hai

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Santa Best Funny Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ne black board par

Ek sentence likha aur pucha…

“Police wala,truck driver ko chamka raha hai”

Is sentence ka negative sentence banao…

Tabhi turant santa utha aur bola-

“Sir,truck driver ne

Police wale ko hafta diya nahi hai”

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Santa Funny Joke – Santa Air Force Me

Santa : Mummy main bade hokar airforce main jaunga

Aur apne ghar ke upar se plane udaunga

Mummy : Mujhe kaise pata chalega ki woh tumhara plane hain?

Santa : Main ghar par bomb gira ke jaunga

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Family Planning Funny Jokes In Hindi

Family planning ke doctor ne gaon ke logo ko jama kiya aur kaha :

Bhaarat mein har 3 minute ke baad ek aurat bacche ko janam deti hain,

aap bataiye is bhayaank samasya par kis prakaar kaabu paya jaa sakta hain

Santa : Pehle us aurat ko talaasha jaye

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Biwi Se Paresan Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Santa Banta se apni biwi ki tarif karte hue :

Meri biwi meri sari baat manti hai,

Mere kisi kaam ke liye mana nahi karti turant kar deti hain

Banta : Kya baat karte ho biwi or sari baat maan jaye???

Santa : Kal raat maine garam paani manga aur usne turant paani garam kar diya

Banta : Khana khane ke baad tumhe garam paani ki kya jarurt padi thi??

Santa : Baat yeh hain ki main thande paani se bartan nahi dho sakta hu

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Santa Best Funny Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ne black board par

Ek sentence likha aur pucha…

“Police wala,truck driver ko chamka raha hai”

Is sentence ka negative sentence banao…

Tabhi turant santa utha aur bola-

“Sir,truck driver ne

Police wale ko hafta diya nahi hai”

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Judge Funny Jokes – Santa Ka Mukadama

Pappu driver ban gaya

Judge : Bus khaai mein kaise giri,sari sawari mar gayi??

Pappu : Sahab,mujhe nahi pata,

Judge : kya? Par gaadi to tum hi chala rahe the

Pappu : Haa, par usdin conductor nahi aaya tha,

Toh main ticket banane piche chala gaya,

JUDGE BEHOSH

 

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