Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes – Patanjali Ka Saman

Santa-Banta se:

Patanjali namak ke packet par padha ki,

Yeh 250 million saal purani himalayan khadak se bana hai….

Aur niche expiry date likh thi
August 2018
Baba bilkul time par khod kar laye

Nahi to yeh himalaya par hi expire ho jata

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Sarabi Funny Joke – Santa Theke Pe

Santa ( Banta se ) :
Kal cycle par sharab ki dukaan par gaya ,

Aur old monk ki bottle li,

Banta : Phir ???

Santa : Phir socha ke agar balance bigada to bottle gir kar tut jayegi,

Toh puri bottle wahi pee gaya aur bhagwan kasam bahut sahi kiya,

Kyunki aate samay 6 baar cycle se gira tha…..

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Santa Banta Best Ever Joke IN Hindi

Santa (Banta se) : Tumhe pata hain ki ek ladki ko bina hathiyaar kaise maar sakte hai

Banta : kaise???

Santa : Usey ek khoobsurat dress do,

Mehnga Gehna (jewellery) do,

Bahut mehnge makeup ka samaan do,

Jab Sajh-Dhaj kar tyaar ho jaye to bina aaine wale kisi kamre mein band kar do

Ladki tadap-tadap kar mar jayegi

 

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