Santa Banta Jokes

All Santa Banta Funny Jokes Collection

Ek baar Santa ne ghadi banane wale se pucha :

” Is ghadi ko thik karne ka kya loge”??
Ghadiwala : Jitni keemat hai, uska aadha de dena

Agle din jab ghadiwale ne jab santa se apni mehnatana manga to

Santa ne use do thappad maar diye ….

Ghadiwala : yeh kya kiya tumne??

Santa : Kuch nahi, jab maine ghadi lene ki zidd ki thi,

To mere papa ne mujhe 4 thappad maare the

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Pati Patni Funny Jokes In Hindi – Patni Ka Dar

Ek baar Santa sharab pee kar ghar aaya to

Patni ki daant se bachne ke liye ek kitaab kholkar padhne ka natak karne laga

Patni : Aaj phir pee kar aaye ho????

Santa : Na,nahi to

Patni : To phir yeh ulti kitab kyu padh rahe ho??

Santa Gaya Sasural – Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

Santa ek din apne sasural gaya aur

Waha jakar chicken khane ka plan bnaya

Santa: Sale sahab murge ki tang kaha hai.

Sala: Jijaji murga to langra tha

Santa: Aur dil yani klegi

Sala: Dil to murgi le gai.

Santa: Aur dimag

Sala: Are jiju wo shadi- suda tha na

To dimag kaise hoga.

Santa Banta Ke Chutkule – Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa aapne mata pita ke sath

Ek hotel me khana khane gya.

waha baitha ek aadmi cigarette pi raha tha

Santa: Bhai shahab hum apne mata pita ke

Sath aaye hai, aap bahar jakar cigarette pilo.

Aadmi: To mai kya karu.

Santa: Abe sale, to mera bhi man kar raha hai

Cigarette pine ka.

Santa Aur Matchar – Matchar Very Funny Hindi Jokes

Raat ko sote samye santa ko ek matchar ne kat liya

Santa raat bhar chappal lekar uske piche daurta raha

Lekin matchar ko nahi mar paya,

Aisha karte karte subah ho gai.

Santa: Mai ise mar to nahi paya lekin is bat ki

Khushi hai, ki maine bhi ise raat bhar sone nahi diya.

Santa Banta Ki Bate Hindi Jokes Funny Chutkule

Do dost apne me bate kar rahe the.

Santa: Mere papa itne chalak hai ki wo

Machis kharidte hai to machis ki dibi khol kar dekhte hai

Banta: Mere papa to itne chalak hai ki wo machis ki ek-ek

tilli jla kar dekhte hai……

Santa Banta Comedy Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa Banta se: Aur kya chal raha hai bhai life me

Banta: ghfhvrtgbfvvcxnbfg….

Santa: Kya, kuch samajh nahi aaya

Banta: Bas yhi chal raha hai

Girlfriend Se Kiss – Santa Funny Hindi Joke

Teacher : Kal school kyu nahi aaye the..

Santa : Girlfriend se milne gaya tha..

Teacher : Kiss liye ?

Santa : Yes sir !!

Teacher : Maine pucha kiss liye ?

Santa : ha sir bahut sare liye ..

Drunk And Drive Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa banta daru pikar gari chala rahe the

Banta: chilate huwe bola aage diwar hai,diwar hai aage…….

Tabhi gari diwar me ghus gayi, agle din dono hospital me

Banta: Mai jab bol raha tha ki age diwar hai to tune suna kyo nahi

Santa: abe bevdhe sale, gari to tu chala raha tha.

 

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