Santa Banta Jokes

Boss ki biwi – Funny hindi joke sms

Santa ne boss ko sms bheja :

“Mujhe aaj jukham hai , islie aaj no kam”

Boss : “Mujhe jab bukhar hota hai to mai apni biwi kiss kar leta hu,

Tum bhi yahi try karo..”

Thodi der bad santa ka fir sms aaya :

“Sir mai kam kar sakta hu,

Aap ki biwi acha kiss karti hai “

Santa ne nikale gadhi ke pahiye hindi joke

Santa apni gadhi se pahiye nikal raha tha,

Banta : tu apni gadhi se pahiye kyu nikal raha hai…

Santa : Dekh nahi raha yaha liya..” Parking sirf two wheeler ke liye hai “….

 

Santa ki shadi ki keset hindi funny joke

Santa Jito se bolta hai …

“Kal mai ek movie dekh raha tha jisme kabhi churail mere piche

aur kabhi mere aage aage chal rahi thi “,

Jito : kaun si movie dekh kare the ?

Santa : ” Hamari shadi ki keset “…

Santa pe laga fine – hindi funny joke

Ek court Me santa ko ek thapadh marne ke liye

1000 rupee ka fine laha diya,

Santa ne judge se request ki  :

” Kya o ek aur thapadh par sakta hai ?” ,

Judge : Kyu marna chahte ho ?

Santa : Mere pass khulle nahi hai ,

2000 ka note hai …..

Santa ka chori huwa mobile – funny joke

Ek chor Santa ka phone lekar bhag raha tha..
Santa jor jor se  hasne laga
Banta : Chor tumhara phone lekar bhag raha hai aur tum han rahe ho…
Santa : Jane de, charger to mere pas hai…

Santa ka logic – funny hindi joke

Santa ne chtti ke legs tod kar bola, Ja bhag ja..
Lekin chitti nahi bhagi,

Santa ne bola  “Ab to ye saabit ho gya ki agar chitti  ke legs tod di jaye
to chitti sun nahi sakti …..”

Hindi funny joke – Santa ko mili churail

Ek bar  Santa jungle se guzar raha tha
Churail ne usee roka aur kaha :

He ha ha He ha ha….

Mai Churail hu….
Santa : Mujhe pata hai….. kyu ki teri ek behen meri patni hai…

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Santa aur banta Dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: Tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha…??

Santa: Mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye… smile.png smile.png

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Santa – Ye hai vo ladaki jisse meri shaadi hone vaali hai..!!

Banta – Are ise to main jaanta hoon…!!

Santa – Kameeney tu ise kaise jaanta hai…?

Banta – Ye aur main ek saath sote hue pakade gye the…!!!

Santa – kya…?? kab…?

Banta:-
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Are Gandit ki Class mein, Ye Meri claas mein
padhti thi…. smile.png

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बंता: – परांठे और साथ लस्सी पी के एकदम नशा चढ़ गया
और मस्त नींद आई…!!!

संता: – चुपकर, अब तू हाइवे से पंजाबी ढाबे भी 500 मीटर
दूर करवाएगा क्या…? smile.png smile.png

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Pals polio teem ghar aayee…
santa (beebee se): Bandook aur Kaaratus kahaan hain…??

teem bhaagee, peechhe se santa ne aavaaj dee,

ruko, oye ruko

ye hamaare bachcho ke naam hain.!! smile.png

 

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