Santa pareshaan sa doktar ke paas gaya…,

Santa – doktar saahab main subah 6 baje susu karata hoon ,

phir 7 baje pottee karata hoon…,

Doktar – haan to phir dikkat kya hain…??

Santa – Par doktar , Aankh to 8 baje khultee hai na… smile.png smile.png

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Santa ghabaraata hua police station gaya…

Santa – main giraphtaar hone ja raha hoon

Banta – kyon bhai tumane kya kiya ?

Santa – mainne apanee Biwi ke sar pe jor se danda maar diya tha

Banta – to vo mar gayee kya bechaari…

Santa – nahin bach gayee aur ab vo mujhe nahin chhodegee… smile.png

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Santa gunda ban gaya…

Santa ne ek mashahoor seth ko phone lagaaya

Santa – O seth 10 laakh rupaya bhijava de nahin toh..

Seth – aap kaun bol rahe ho bhaaya

Santa – main ariya ka bhai bol riya hoon…

Seth – achchha aapakee bahan ka naam ariya hai kya…? smile.png

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Santa – Meri jindagee saali narak hoti jaa raha hai

Yamaraaj – ha ha ha ha…

Santa – kaun hai bhai…?

Yamaraaj – tere paapon ka ghada ab bhar chuka hai….

Santa – toh motar band kar de na mere bhai

Yamaraaj bhee behosh… smile.png

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