Best Sardar Funny Jokes In Hindi

Sardar ne airlines ke office me phone kiya,
Receptionist ne phone uthaya…….

Sardar : Chandigarh se mumbai tak kitni der ka safar hai??

Receptionist : Ek minute sir

Sardar ne phone kaat diya aur badbadaya ” Pee kar baithi hai ,kameeni”

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Pappu Best Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ka Operation

Sardar : Tum operation karaye bina hi hospital se kyun bhaag gaye..?

Pappu : Nurse baar-baar keh rahi thi ki daro mat himmat rakho, kuch nahi hoga…

Yeh to bas ek chota sa operation hain

Sardar : To isme darne wali konsi baat hain..?
Sahi to keh rahi thi

Pappu : saale, wo mujhe nahi doctor se keh rahi thi

Shardar Hindi Funny Jokes – Sardar Train Me

Train mein bahut bheed thi aur sardar tha ki baar-baar toilet jaa raha tha,

Uske baar-baar aane jane se dusre yatriyo ko pareshaani ho rahi thi,

Ek yatri bola : yaar, tumhe chain nahi hai kya…?

Sardar badi dard bhari awaz mein bola :
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Hain to sahi, par khul nahi rahi hain.

Pappu Best Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ka Operation

Sardar : Tum operation karaye bina hi hospital se kyun bhaag gaye..?

Pappu : Nurse baar-baar keh rahi thi ki daro mat himmat rakho, kuch nahi hoga…

Yeh to bas ek chota sa operation hain

Sardar : To isme darne wali konsi baat hain..?
Sahi to keh rahi thi

Pappu : saale, wo mujhe nahi doctor se keh rahi thi

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Bacha Kidnap – Sardar HIndi Joke

Ek sardar me ek chote bache ko kidnap kiya

Aur bache ko bola

” Ja aapne bap ke paas aur usse bol ki

Mujhe 10 lakh rupee de warna

Tujhe jan se mar dunga ..”

Bacha ghar gya aur apne baap se 10 lakh rupee le aaya

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Kyu ?

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Kyu ki bache ka baap bhi sardar tha !!!!

Double Ticket – Funny Sardar Hindi Joke

Sardar conductor se bola

Sardar : Bhai sahab 2 ticket deta ..

Conductor : 2 ticket kyu chahiye ?

Sardar : Ek khu jaye to dusari kam aayegi !!

Conductor : Dono kho jaye to ?

Sardar :Fir Pass kab kam aayega !!!!

Sardar kaha tak padhe ho – funny joke

Sardar : Aap kaha tak padhe ho ?

Man : B.A !!!

Sardar : Kamal karte ho yar,

Sirf 2 word padha hai,

O bhi ulta !!!

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sardar in aeroplane – hindi funny joke

Ek sardar ji ne air-hostess se bola ✈✈

“Aapki shakal meri patni se milti hai”
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi tamacha sardar ke muh pe mara
Sardar ek dam bola : “Harkate bhi bahut milti hai”

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