School Teacher Funny Jokes

School Teacher Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

3 Aurat aapas mein baat kar rahi thi :

Pehli : Baccho ki jarurt hai kaha se laye…

Dusri : Gaon mein chalke dhundte hain…

Teesri : Kaise bhi karke bacche laane

padenge warna mushkil ho jayegi..

Kuch gaon ki auraton ne unki baat sun li
Aur unhe bahut maara

Yeh soch kar ki yeh bacche uthane wali hai..
Par maar padna band hone par pata chala ki

Teeno teacher hai ,
Aur
school ke liye bacche dhund rahi hai

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Master Ji Naughty Hindi Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Master Ji (Santa Ji) : Bacho usse admi ka nam batao

jiko apne sarir pe sabse jayada control !!

Santa :  Sunny Leon Ka camera man !!!

Teacher : Wah kya bacha hai.. Jara mere paas aana..

Fir kya tha de thapadh de thapadh !!

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Pappu Teacher Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Teacher : Pappu batao ki taj kaha hai ?

Pappu : Mumbai me !!

Teacher : Aree Murakh.. Taj to agra hai…itna bhi nahi pata..

Pappu : Toh aapko bolana chahiye na…hotel ya maqbara ?

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Master Student Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Master Ji : Iss Muhavare ka aarath Batao..

“Sap ke puch pe pair rakhna”

Student : Patni Ko maike jane se rokna

 

Master Ji abhi tak sadme me hai ki

Bache ko itni gahrai kaise pata

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Exam Jokes Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Maa (Bete se) : Beta Question paper kesa tha?
Beta : Patla saa tha , Black colour se likha tha
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Maa gusse me : de thappar de thappar par thappar
Gadahe tune kuch nahi lika hoga answer sheet me bevkuf..

Teacher And Saitan Student Funny Hindi Jokes

Yoga madam : Payare bacho..

Ye Batao ki mai eki pair pe kab,

Aur kaha khada hoti hu..

Saitan Student : Ji madam .

Jab aap nahane ke bad chadi pahante ho..

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Funny Pappu Teacher Jokes In Hindi

Teacher ne pappu se class me bola ..

Teacher : Tum bade murkh ho balak,

main tumhari umar mein achi tarha kitaab padh leti thi

Pappu :Mam aapko acha master mil gaya hoga?

Teacher Student Jokes – Funny Hindi Jokes

Adhayapak marwadi bache se: Chalo,

Kabir ka doha sunao.

Bacha: ……..”Kabro rahiyo bawro, doha diyo banaye

Khud to gayo khisak,”mnai dio pfasaye.

 

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