School Teacher Funny Jokes

Best Class Teacher Insult Jokes Funny Chutkule

Ek teacher bacho se sawal puchhte huye….

Teacher: Bacho, ek traf paisa aur dusri traf dimag

To tum kya chunoge ?

Student: Mam, paisa…

Teacher: Galat jawab, mai to dimag chunti.

Student: Mam, jiske pas jis chij ki kami hoti hai wo wahi chunta hai.

School Madam And Student Funny Jokes In Hindi

Kuch bache ek ladki ko ghisat kar school le ja rahe the tabhi

Ek aadmi na kaha kyo ghisat rahe ho

Jab ise school jana hoga to yah khud chali jayegi

Student: Are uncle ye student nahi hai

hamari teacher hai, kabhi school he nahi aati.

Pappu Ki Class – Funny Hindi Joke

Pappu aur uska dost park me khel rahe the

Tabhi pappu ke dost ko ek messageaata hai

Dost : Yar , Teacher ka message hai,

Extra class ke liya bulaya hai..

Pappu : ab kya kare ..

Dost : Mujhe kya pata ..

Pappu :Acha ek kam kar ..

“Message not send” likh ke reply kar de

Girl and boy in examination hall – funny joke

English ke exam me ladki ne ladke se pucha
” yar plzzz pehle ka answer
bata dee……
Boy : acha le jaldi likh le …..
Girl answer likhne ke bad : thanks bro ..

tune meri bahut madad kari…
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boy shocked rah gya ……..
Boy : Kamini bhai hoga tera boyfieend…

Sali galat hai answer..

Dhang se padh answer match ki commentary likhi hai tune …..
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Boys rockss and girls behosh !!!

Fail hone pe laddu bate – Hindi funny joke

Teacher : Netaji , aap ka ladka fail hogya hai,

fir bhi aap laddu bat rahe hai…

Netaji : Fail hai to kya huwa,

Class me 70 me s 50 bache fail hai,

Bahumat to mere pappu ke sath hai..

Funny joke – MATHS ki full form

Teacher (Raju se) : Raju batao MATHS ki full form kya hoti hai,

Raju jabab deta hai :

“Meri Aatma Tumhe Hamesha Satayegi”

 

Teacher ko samjh nahi aaraha ki bache ne full form batai ki baduwa di

funny joke – Exam me fail hone pe

Agar koi bacha exam me fail ho jaye to,

Maa tin word bolti hai :

” Aur ghum le !!”

Papa bhi tin word bolte hai :

” Sarm nahi aati ”

Dost bhi tin word bolte hai,

par dil jit lete hai,

” aree tu bhi !!”

Mere dosto ko tum nahi jante – funny joke

Teacher : Agar tumhare friend ko 2000 rupee do aur

usse 300 rupee ki jarurat hai to o kitne wapis karega ?

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Student : ek bhi nahi ?

Teacher : Kya ? Tum math nahi janti ?

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Student : Math to janta hu par aap mere dosto ko nahi jante…

hindi funny joke – Dukh sukh me anter

 

School me hindi ke class me teacher ne pucha..

“Dukh to apna sathi hai,

Sukh to aata jata rahta hai”

Mtlb smjhao inska…

.Ramesh : ” Biwi hamesha aati jati rahti hai,

Sali aati jati rahti hai “,

Teacher Ramesh ki ye gahra gyan dekh ki chakit rah gye..

 

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